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Oh My Kristin Bell Movie |  A) A momentary seizure making the author write "Yes you can." when the intended reply had been "No you cannot."; HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! B) Extremely innapropriate literalism by the author: for the dire consequeces of using the wrong charger to have occured individuals must have used the wrong charger: ergo you can use the wrong charger. C) Sarcasm that just happens to endanger the lives of those individual viewers who are not keen on sarcasm because who would try to do something that further reading reveals can be fatal - and/or endangers lives of impatient readers; D) Bad multi-tasking while simultaneously answering the question elsewhere: "Can I pet my cat while bathing even though my cat is afraid of the water if my cat rests safely on the toilet seat?"; E) Is a sophisticated murder plot: the spouse of the person doing the charging is having an affair with the author and spouse mismatched charger and batteries and directed to site for advice; G) "Any" is a less well known brand of smart charger (that works for all battery types) and the author is aware the question lacks proper capitalization: all other brands are the wrong charger in this regard. F) This account is being used to answer very difficult existential questions that vex the author under pretense of providing concrete advice; H) The author recently watched "Yes Man" with Zooey Deschannel and Jim Carey and feels an extreme need for positivity recklessly mixed in with sound advice. I) Is cult of Absolute Tough Love ATL whereby individuals who need tough love are weeded out from the population by individuals offering tough love. J) The author is completely delussional in the belief that the site is there to prank individuals who are well aware they are being pranked and pay more money for better pranking which the deluded author believes are checks arriving in the mail. K) The question was asked by a friend whose nickname is known by the author to be "Toucan" AND a one in a million auto-correct glitch interprets "no Toucan" wrongly indeed. L) The author themselves went mad the day before and ruined their own good standing of excellent advice on the site in a pretty bizarrely awful way; M) ALL THE OTHER ADVICE THAT TELLS US TO MATCH CHARGERS WITH BATTERIES APPROPRIATELY IS IN FACT WRONG; SARCASM; O) The author is typing randomly and due to a one in a google-plex coincidence continues to mostly make sense while having no knowledge of electronics or understanding of being sentient or use of language or any knowledge except how to type and use the internet perfunctorily; N) An alien invasion has debilitated the power grid and the savvy author is making light of the way in which very low voltage outputs are harmless for all charger-battery combinations combinations without letting on to knowledge of the alien invasion and it does not matter now because only very savvy humans have escaped the alien goggle's that lead us to believe everything is the way it was. P) God who speaks directly to this author has assured him/her that anyone who reads this posts already pairs up batteries and chargers in the right way and so will not be harmed. Q) A secondary madman has taken the author hostage and is using him as a front to discredit the rechargeable battery industry whom is blamed for being "crazy environmentalists". R) The author is tripping on scopolamine and believes that the paragraph after the sentence "Yes you can." is actually the right advice besides. S) The site was hacked and thousands of old posts edited in dangerous ways by a bunch of stupid nihilists. T) The author is sadistic 
& telekinetic and with many other powers and intentionally tried to goad me into making this tl;dr meme by reading my mind in the future and posting whaever it would take because I once stole his girlfriend. HYPOTHETICAL HYPERBOLE; U) A meteor is going to hit planet Earth and the author knows this from extensive deep-web researcher and just kinda gave up/is having a bit of fun, in their own way. V) Someone bet the author that no one would call him/her out for blatantly contrary advice-giving: Nor would a moderator notice on the site: Neither a dumb imgFlipper sign up with the site to point out the mistake. W) The well known site has been mimed by another site with a similar spelling and it's hard to tell why it posts such wrong-headed advice and I have not checked this because it seems unlikely. X) Some reasons I have not thought up yet. Y) Reasons that are explained partially by more than one of the above explanations. DISCLAIMER: THIS MEMER HAS NEVER KNOWINGLY STOLEN ANYONE'S GIRLFRIEND; Z) The author was going to Rick Roll viewers with something of the songs quote "never gonna hurt you" which would be so funny (in their minds) after showing very much how to "hurt you" but was called to go to lunch by a long estranged offspring and accidentally hit 'post answer' button while scrambling to get keys off desk and run out door in excitement. | image tagged in blank grey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A) A momentary seizure making the author write "Yes you can." when the intended reply had been "No you cannot."; HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! B) Extremely inappropriate literalism by the author: for the dire consequence of using the wrong charger to have occured individuals must have used the wrong charger: ergo you can use the wrong charger. C) Sarcasm that just happens to endanger the lives of those individual viewers who are not keen on sarcasm because who would try to do something that further reading reveals can be fatal - and/or endangers lives of impatient readers; D) Bad multi-tasking while simultaneously answering the question elsewhere: "Can I pet my cat while bathing even though my cat is afraid of the water if my cat rests safely on the toilet seat?"; E) Is a sophisticated murder plot: the spouse of the person doing the charging is having an affair with the author and spouse mismatched charger and batteries and directed to site for advice; G) "Any" is a less well known brand of smart charger (that works for all battery types) and the author is aware the question lacks proper capitalization: all other brands are the wrong charger in this regard. F) This account is being used to answer very difficult existential questions that vex the author under pretense of providing concrete advice; H) The author recently watched "Yes Man" with Zooey Deschannel and Jim Carey and feels an extreme need for positivity recklessly mixed in with sound advice. I) Is cult of Absolute Tough Love ATL whereby individuals who need tough love are weeded out from the population by individuals offering tough love. J) The author is completely delussional in the belief that the site is there to prank individuals who are well aware they are being pranked and pay more money for better pranking which the deluded author believes are checks arriving in the mail. K) The question was asked by a friend whose nickname is known by the author to be "Toucan" AND a one in a million auto-correct glitch interprets "no Toucan" wrongly indeed. L) The author themselves went mad the day before and ruined their own good standing of excellent advice on the site in a pretty bizarrely awful way; M) ALL THE OTHER ADVICE THAT TELLS US TO MATCH CHARGERS WITH BATTERIES APPROPRIATELY IS IN FACT WRONG; SARCASM; O) The author is typing randomly and due to a one in a google-plex coincidence continues to mostly make sense while havin
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