Maury Lie Detector

i dare you not to delete

Bet

Then i dare you to uh u h uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh say.......

hi

Hi

Dare me

i dare you to say yo then

Yo

i dare you to do my homework

Your going to hate me but
me
Cayde-6
T-38

Ahhhh
Screw this.

Kiss Cayde
Marry you
Highfive T-38

This doesnt mean anything

WHAT?????

stfu

This ain't your image

duh, not this one, the one i asked for a promotion on!

I don't believe you

let me get the link...

here, you dont believe me? suit yourself, i need more people on my side that know the truth rather than a bunch of lies like malon: https://imgflip.com/i/4ixwvj

dude stop

First off, you stop. You do nothing but sexually assault people and harass people

i stopped that 2 weeks ago, and your dummy self cant even realize she staarted harassing me on MY image, so she was the true harasser

Liar.

dude, there is factual proof on the image

Dont

dont what?

Just dont

DONT WHAT?

Nvr mind

*shoots your foot*

say why NOW

*Whimpers (Heals very quickly
*Growls
You dont want to mess with me....

Why what?

tell me why you told me 'dont'

i do, i wanna fight my ex, i wanna see what she is made of *spins Ace on fingers*

Oh I forgot why i said dont. You responded so Idk.
Why do you wanna fight me again?
Because its not gonna be very pretty

Read the very buttom of that comment
And what I said was a joke

oh ok

come at me

i just wanna test your fighting techniques

*Jumps over you

*kicks you

ow *hits you in the head with the butt of Ace*

*Growls,
*disappears
*reappears right in front of you, and punches you
*disappears again

*dodges and disappears in smoke*

*truesight lets me see exactly where you are as long as you're invisible

*shows up and makes you dizzy

Im a Warlock

i have always either loved or hated Warlocks

you i dont know about yet

*fires three rounds in your leg*

*Kneels, whimpers in pain

Shit. Even with my Warlock and wolf capabilities...this will take a while to heal. Is this silver?

*falls down in pain of the crushed fibula*

im not a dog....

*walks over and picks up Ace*

*spins Ace into holster on hip*

Sure your arent.....

*grabs Ace and it turns golden with fire burning all over it*

*fires a round in your chest knocking you back*

ever heard of a golden gun?

Pffft. Recreates it and covers you up with gold

*picks you up and kisses you*

s-sorry i just had to get it out...

...

*Crushes your fibula

You're so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a slingshot

nope, memento mori

*smoke evilly rises from Ace*

*Slowly gets up
*winces in pain

*Turns to wolf
*leaps on top of you...pins your arms against the wall
*growls

Scared of me yet?

i said sorry!

*sets you down*

i have been wanting to do that....for a few days....i miss you, i miss us, speaking of which...

why did you leave me when we were about to get married anyways?

I told you why. We should only stay friends.

Im terrible with relationships..I can do ships..
But terrible of relationships

*screams in pain*

but we were actually doing quite well, i mean ask around we were doing well, you're not bad at relationships

*knees you in your crotch*

(yes i have friends that are girls, they said it hurts for girls too)

Im a werewolf!

*twists your wrist and flips you over my back

it still should work!!!

*takes out knife with other hand and slices your chest*

*Whimpers
*turns back into human form

Ill stop!

i-love you

*heals your fibula and walks away

*grabs Ace and shoots you in your back 3 times*

*kneels down

good

*heals back*

thats was fun

*Grabs a lasso and swings it over your body, pulls it towards me

Did you really think Ill give up?
*takes your gun and throws it to the side

Sooooo

(Golden gun is the most powerful gun, it explodes people with a single shot into fire)

dafuq waas that?

*Heals
*Pins you against the wall, crushes your radius and ulna and crushes a few ribs

*spins Ace on fingers into holster*

ow-

*gulps*

not quite yet-

*leaps over you, turns around and knocks you out for a couple minutes

*Dodges your next move

shit-

*stuck in the lasso*

Should I let you go?

Or will you give up?

hey, dont go!

*mutters* Im coming home Ace-

if you want-

*kicks your gut*

Oof

*heals
*heals your wounds

you would heal me? why?

Because I can? Unless you want me to unheal you?

no!

fine you win this time-

*Unties the lasso
*pats you on your head

Good boy

I hate you now....jk

XD

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