NSFW is allowed

Jimin: where's Jungkook?

Me: Ooooo~

Me: ig we should go home? I want to see what they're doing rn

Jm: *internally happy* yessssssssss
Jk: *takes off his clothes* u keep looking at me!
Jm: ur just soo hot

Me: Yeah, probably

Me: yerp, what probably???

Jk: pervert!
Jm: *pulls Jungkook closer* what if I am?

Me: I meant we should probably go back

Me: oh oki

Jk: then you have too look away while I take my clothes off!
Jm: *smirks* oo~ *takes Jungkook's clothes off*

Me: Ye

Me: *walccs* I hope we don't bump into jikoo while they're doing their thing

Jk: *blushes* s-stop!!
Jm: *ignoree* *squeezes Jungkook's butt* how you like that?

Me: *follows* *lenny*

Me: I can already imagine what they could be doing rn *lenny* *walks*

Jk: aaaa~
Jm: you like it huh? *pervert mode activated*

Jk: Okay...*kisses Jm*
Jm: *blushes and kisses jk back*

Me: *chillin outside*

Me: *goes outside* I'm gonna go and annoy the neighbors

Me: *giggles* Can I come?

Jk: Daddy~
Jm: *kisses jk deeply*

Me: yes besides I needed someone to join me

Me: Okay

Jm: *f**ks jk*
Jk: *lewd noises*

(I love your style lol XD)

Me: *walccs* yEeE

(Lol thancc! XDDD)

Me: *follows*
Jk: ah~ harder daddy~
Jm: *smirk*

(Why am I enjoying it it's better then seeing your friends f**k each other in your dreams)

Me: which neighbor?

(XD “seeing my friends f**k each other in your dreams”!? XDD Cuz it’s JiKook)

Me: *shrug* Doesn’t matter
Jm: *f**king jk*
Jk: *lewd noises intensifies*

(It's true I saw my bullies and friends f**king each other O-o)

Me: *thinking* how about the neighbors who make the best cum

(XD)

Me: oooooo~

(XD)

Me: *nom*

(Lol idk)

(XD 100)

Me: *finishes*

(Yeh)

Jungkook: no don't do this to me
Jimin: *takes jungkook's pants off* what do you think about that?
Jungkook: u-uh it's too much
Jimin: what if I *bites jungkook's lips* huh?

(Lol Ye)

Me: *also finishes*

(Lol)

(I'm honestly blinded my this rp)

Me: *takes your bowl* I'm gonna wash the dishes

(Yerp)

Jungkook: *drools* oh shi-
Jimin: heh~

(Lol same)

Me: Okay, want me to help?

( x - x )

Me: nah it's okay *starts washing the dishes*

Jungkook: *can I go to the bathroom real quick?
Jimin: then I have to come with you~
Jungkook: ok fine I really need to pee...
Jimin: *follows jungkook*
Jungkook: *thinking* why is he like this on his birthday
Jimin: *opens the door*
Jungkook: *goes inside*
Jimin: *does the same thing*
Jungkook: for what reason we you doing this?
Jimin: *locks the door* because I want to get horny
Jungkook: *blushes*

(I'm already losing my mind on this rp)

Me: Oki...

(Sameeeee)

Me: *listens to some random lofi mix*

(EEEEE)

Jimin: I realized I haven't come cummed I always cum when this happens ?
Jungkook: I really need to pee!
Jimin: oh ok just do it
Jungkook: *takes his pants down* don't look at my dick ok!
Jimin: ;) I won't *peeks a little* damnnnnnnnnnn
Jungkook: pls stop
Jimin: *presses Jungkook's stomach*
Jungkook: thanks a lot now I peed like a 4 year old

Me: *untanlges my headphones and listens to a long bts playlist*

(Lol)

Me: *sighs* yey! I'm done

(I'm committing self deletus after the rp ends)

Jimin: no problem
Jungkook: *rolls eyes*
Jimin: are you mad at me... *whimpers*
Jungkook: no...

(Lol me too)

Me: O shi-

(*lenny* what's with the Lenny's these days lol)

Me: I wasn't prepared for this to happen Y ^ Y

Jk: I can't wait for tomorrow we're gonna f**k again!
Jm: I wonder what he's thinking about?

(XD idk)

Me: lol

(I was looking at jikook moments ahh the sexual tensions they have is unbelievable)

Me: lel wait we need to get home

Jk: *sicks on a lollipop* I really want to suck jimins lollipop
Jm: *thinking only about jungkook* can I get some time without him...no he's the only one

(Ahhhhhh )

Me: Ye

(That time when Jungkook was sucking hard on chicken in front of Jimin and Jimin said stop sucking but Jungkook kept sucking on it *lenny* Jimin was so amazed)

Me: *runs* we need to go before the rain hits us

Jk: *sucks a heck ton* I need to stop
Jm: *blushes*

(XD)

Me: *naruto runs*

(I a,so remember when they were practicing now with love and Jungkook and Jimin looked like they were humping O-o)

Me: *more rain drops hits me*

Jk: aaaaa~ I need to stop
Jm: what did I hear? O-0

(Oooooo)

Me: *speeed*

(That time when Jungkook kept on moving around Jimin and then Jimin grabbed him by his pp and pulled him then Jungkook crossed his hands around his pp and kept hovering near Jimin)

Me: *sped*

(Yerp, Lol)

Me: Sure

(What is wrong with jm and jks part!?!)

Me: *gives u an extra bowl of salad I made*

*meanwhile in the bed*

Jimin: *purs*
Jungkook: w-wha? *pers Jimin*

(Lol idk)

Me: Thanks

(I just can't think of a plot)

Me: *looks at you* *smol smile* no problem

*in the f**king bed again*

Jimin: *smile* sorry I just like this
Jungkook: *:3* I'll keep doing it then~ *rubs jimin*

(Lol)

*I eat le salad*

( T v T)

*eats te salad*

Jimin: can I bite you..
Jungkook: *what the heck face* ummmmmmmmkkkmmmmmm,mmmmmmmmmmmmm isn't that too much?

(T^T)

Me: *nom*

(T-T)

Me: *cronch*

Jimin: plsssssss
Jungkook: fine...
Jimin: *bites Jungkook on the neck*
Jungkook: ah~ not my neck...
Jimin: your dick *lenny*
Jungkook: no! *blushes*

(Lol)

Me: *nom 100*

(Indeed)

Me: *cronch 1000*

Jimin: but...
Jungkook: fine u can do anything to me for today....
Jimin: *takes his shirt off* I'm gonna do the same thing I did to me!

(Waht kind of rp am I doing xD)

Me: oop~

Me: *hears something*

Jimin: *screaming* AHHHHHHH HELP ME FROM THIS GUY
Jungkook: *dims the light* don't worry I'm not gonna do anything~

Me: o-o

Me: ok ngl I'm kinda concerned

Jimin: *gets pushed on the bed* ah! Can u stop!
Jungkook: I'll not stop until I get what I want *smirks*

(Lol no I'm making them have some shit going on)

(Oki)
Me: Me too...

(I'm not making them do some crazy shit like *EEEE*)
Me: should we check on them?...

Jimin: no, Jungkook stop acting like your drunk
Jungkook: *takes his shirt off* what do u think about this?
Jimin: uhhhhhhhhh waht are you planning to do?!

(Sorry about my weirdness)

(Lol Oki)

Me: Umm...maybe..

(Lol it’s oki)

(Ye it might not go as I planned)

Me: yeh.. *tries to open the door* it's locked

Jungkook: oh~ nothing u should worry about honey~
Jimin: *blushes*

(Yeh at this point I don't even know what they're doing)

(Hehehehehehehe)
Me: oh...

(Heheheheheheh eheh)

Me: I'm worried...

*meanwhile in the room*

Jimin: *pulls jungkook*
Jungkook: *blushes* auhu-

Me: *giggles*

Jk: *spams jm with daddy*
Jm: *secretly happy inside*

Me: XD y’all so cute together~

Jk: I really want to do that again...
Jm: *rubs Jungkook's thighs* we'll do it tomorrow not today
Jk: *heart beating fast* dok dok
Jm: *keeps on rubbing jks crouch area*

Me: *glances at my phone*

Me: y'all have a lot of sexual tensions going on *lenny*
Jk: *shrugs*
Jm: *kisses jk*
Me: guys can y'all stop being love birds

Me: *giggles*

Me: aigh- *goes to my room*
Jk: *laughs*
Jm: no I won't stop!

Me: *giggles* I’ll leave you two to your fun *goes outside*

Jk: oh yey *lenny* so should we do it again
Jm: I really want to
Jk: *locks the door*
Jm: sits on Jungkook's lap*
Jk: your butt is really soft

(I’ll keep doing it, since you seemed to like it...lol)

Me: Yeah~
Jk: *lewd noises*
Jm: *f**king Jk*

(Of course I like it~ *lenny*)

Me: if boysxboys could have kids

(So do I~ XD)

Me: Yea...
Jk: Harder daddy~
Jm: *thinking* Damn...

(It's good and bad to be perverted lol)

Me: then someone would already be preggo..

(Me thinking: this is the best rp I've seen)

(Lol yes)

Me: Ye
JiKook: *lewd intensifies*

(Me: Sameeeee)

(I want to get a turn again ._.)

Me: if they had kids they'd look so pretty/handsome when they grow older UwU

(Oki)

Me: Yea UwU

(Yey)

Me: why didn't God make guys and guys have children

Jk: f**k me harder daddy~
Jm: sure sugar~ *f**ks Jungkook harder*

(Lol, Me: *enjoying reading this*)

Me: *shrug*

(Me: *blonded by myself*)

Me: ._.

Jk: *moaning intensifies*
Jm: *bites lips* uh~

(Lol)

Me: Me too...

(: >)

Me: I wish they'll come out soon...

*in the bed*

Jimin: wanna get wet? *kisses Jungkook*
Jungkook: t-this isn't what I planned on doing...

(>:3)
Me: Welp...

(>:))

Me: okay let's not panic

*in the room that is weird*

Jimin: I thought u wanted to get wet...
Jungkook: no I only wanted to cuddle u

(Lol)

Me: Yeah...

(Indeed)

Me: *tires to get my mind of it*

*in the bedroom*

Jimin: but don't u wanna try?
Jungkook: y-yes but I can't because I'm jungkook and I can't lose my virginity

(XD)

Me: ...

(Heh)

Me: *makes a salad*

*meanwhile*

Jimin: awwww come on~
Jungkook: no! But I can't resist this *toucjes jimins abs* there very hard~

(Hehehehe)

Me: *looking through my saved pictures of Jimin and JungKook*

(Yep)

Me: *eats the salad* want some?

*meanwhile with jk and jm*

Jm: *bites his lips* I can't help but get...
Jk: *lays on top of Jimin*

Me: *giggles* *walcc*

Me: *walkie walllllll*

Me: *walcc 100*

(I dare u to watch this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBu9QigB2o *lenny* I liked it~)
Me: *falls down 100* and I oo-

Jm: *moans* baby I want to...
Jk: what?
Jm: n-nothing!

(O oki, *lenny*)

Me: *grabs you hand before you fall*

(EEEEEEEi. Needed some holy water XD)

Me: *doesnt fall down* oh thanks I'm just very clumsy I keep falling down T v T

Jk: oh...
Jm: *goes out of the room* I'm sorry I need to have some time with myself

(Lol, I’m about to watch it)

Me: Np lol

(*lenny* heat~ yep that's what it is I just found it interesting)

Me: thancc, indeed

Jk: *silent*
Jm: *drinks a carton of milk*

(Lol)

Me: lol np

(I just loved it- I guess I'm crazy)

Me: *sees little drops of water cumming* what? Is it going to rain .-.

Jk: *thinks of jimin* damn why do I miss him he's on the other room
Jm: *thinking of Jungkook* I wanna stay with him until we die...

(Me: Lol)

Me: Are we gonna go annoy the neighbors or no?

(Me: I meant blinded)

Me: yes I keep going off topic

Jk: *tired* daddy I think we did it too hard~
Jm: *kisses Jungkook deeply* but u said u wanted me to do it harder

(Me: XDD)

Me: Oki

(Me: are u still with gamercatgd?)

Me: I'm gonna play dna but very high pitched

Jk: *drools* ahh~
Jm: *licks Jungkook* I can't help but do it...

(Me: Idk...he’s not online anymore...)

Me: *giggles* Dew it!!

(Me: maybe he plans on leaving?...)

Me: let's get it! *plays some bass boosted dna*

Jk: I think we did it too hard let's stop for now daddy~
Jm: ok...

(Me: Probably...)

Me: *sings cringily*

(I think I saw him commenting I'm leaving it's too toxic somewhere)

Me: *sings a long like a dying rooster*

Jk: *hugs jm*
Jm: *hugs Jungkook back* I love you~

(Oki)

Me: *voice crack* XDD

(I used to check his profile now and then to see if he's online xD)

Me: *ends up laughing* I bet their ears are bleeding

Jk: daddy~ I can't feel my legs...
Jm: oh did I f**k you too hard!

Me: Umm...

Jimin: jungkook-ahh!!!

Jungkook: *smells jimins hair* it smells good~

Me: *lenny*

Jimin: *gets chills* auh wha-!
Jungkook: *whispers to jimins ears* it's me~

Me: *leaves the room, so they can do whatever they want without being watched*

Jimin: no le don't leave me I don't know what he could do to me!

Me: *laos leaves the room*

Jungkook: *kises Jimin*

Me: *giggles*

Me: *lenny* I wonder what they're gonna do

Jimin: no!
Jungkook: yes~

Me: I think I know...~

Me: hehe~

Jimin: *tries to run away*
Jungkook: *locks the door* u can't escape from me~

Me: *ends up singing Black Swan and swinging*

Me: *warching random anime clips*

Jikook: *having a f**k ton of sexual tensions*

Me: *singing*

(My wifi had an error)
Me: *rolling around*

(Oki)
Me: *singing*

(Then I had to pray then I had to deal with my period ._.)
Jk: *hugs Jimin*
Jm: hey bae are we together?

(Oh, oof. I’m just watching YouTube lol)
Me: *voice crack* Shit

( ._.)
Me: *comes out of my room* hey!
Jk: oh hi
Jm: u could've knocked
Jm: but hi!

(XD)
Me: *sighs*

V w V

Me: ight do whatever y'all were doing I'm gonna go and get some fresh air

(O-o)
Me: ...
Jk: Harder hyung~
Jm: *thinking* Damn...he really does enjoy this...

( I quickly woke up after that)

Me: oh sh8- I meant cupcakes *nervous laughing*

(Lol)

Me: XDD
JiKook: *lewd noises*

(Yet)

Me: why did I even sat cum

(XD)

Me: cuz we’re dirty minded...lol
Jm: *kisses Jk deeply*
Jk: *enjoying it*

(lel)

me: ikr

(Indeed)

Me: XD

(Is it my turn now?)

Me: I wonder what the guys are doing *lenny*

(Sure, unless you want me to keep doing it)

Me: *lenny*

(Idk it's ur choice)

Me: I bet they're gonna get all wet

Me: *sings while listening*

(Plz dont!!)

Me: *dramatically sits*

(Idk I might...)

Jimin: r u really sure...?
Jungkook: yeh. To prove it to you u own me for today
Jimin: *dirty thoughts* oOoOo

Me: XD

(Please don’t!! You’re like the only ARMY besides kitty that I talk to!! And...honestly Zero’s no fun anymore)

Me: *fals down* ow

(I won't... Yeah, that's true!)

Jungkook: whatever I'm risking anything
Jimin: *cariies jungkook to the bed* I won't make u wet
Jungkook:'o-ok
Jimin: *kisses Jungkook*
Jungkook: *kinda paralyzed* uh hey I'm paralyzed...

Me: You Oki?

(Okay, thancc *hug*)

Me: yeah *smol scream*

(Yeah..., no problem *hugs u back*)

Jimin: *handcuffs Jungkook to the bed* I'm not of a do anything don't worry
Jungkook: ...ok....*slightly scared*
Jimin: also I'm going to put a ribbon on you eyes *wraps a ribbon on Jungkook's eyes*

Me: ...

(*happy ARMY noises*)

Me: wh-

(Hehe)

Jungkook: I'm genuinely concerned that your gonna mess up my mind
Jimin: *whispers on Jungkook's ear* I won't hottie~
Jungkook: *thinking* whyyyyy did I do this
Jimin: *sucks on Jungkook's neck*

Me: Are you sure you’re okay?

(Lol)

Me: *screaming internally* I think I dislocated my mind

(Yesh)

Jungkook: ahh~ daddy~ s-stop
Jungkook: daddy???? Did I just sat th-
Jimin: daddy huh~ *licks Jungkook's neck*
Jungkook: c-can you pls stop dadd- Jimin!
Jimin: call me daddy~
Jungkook: daddy~ can u stop
Jimin: *bites Jungkook's nipples*
Jk: ahh~ stop~ daddy~
Jm: *cums* fu- WHYYYYYYYYYY
Jk: waht is going on daddy~
Jm: I cummed
Jk: *ggiglles* wait I feel like cumming too

(This is cursed I need to die)
(This has turned into those gacha gay bottom stories)

(XD)

Me: *run*

(Hhaahha jungkook goes crazy on the jibooty)

Me: *super sped run*

Jk: *goes to jimin* ummm...
Jm: *sees jk* huh?
Jk: I'm sorry...
Jm: why?
Jk: for making u get turned on
Jm: *giggles* it's fine

(Lol JiBooty, Jimin’s a thiccc boi)

Me: *speed*

(Gotta touch those jibooty UwU)

M: *seeeeeeeppppddd*

Jk: ohhhhhh
Jm: *hugs Jungkook* I missed u for disappearing for maybe 10-20 minutes

(He t h i c c)

Me: *runn*

(He a very t h i c c boi)

Me: *runnin sped*

Jk: *smol smile* I missed you Tooo *hugs jimin*
Jm: *smol uwu*

(T H I C C BOI)

Me: *run*

(T h I c c b o i)

Me: *ruuuuunn*

Jk: eehheh your soo cute *smol smile*
Jm: *very happy* thanks

(Ye)

Me: *speed*

(Fluffy)

Me: *ruuuuuu*

Jk: so promise that your not gonna do weird things anymore?
Jm: I can't promise

Me: Wait Nani?

(Lol I need to die for enjoying it...XD)

Me: I'm losing my mind

(What u enjoy this shit?!)

Jungkook: *cums a hec ton*
Jimin: oOoOooO
Jk: daddy pls do more to my body I'm already weak enough~ *weird inhuman noises*
Jm: alright your dick is the next one!
Jk: *very inhuman noises*
Jm: *sucks Jungkook's pp*
Jk: ahhh~ daddy I know u can do it harder~

Me: Boi

(Umm...yes...I’m weird and dirty minded)

Me: *gets up* I'll just rest

(xD I never thought you'd like it....I am too but I just thought I was cringy)

Jm: *sucks harder like he'll never forget this moment*
Jk: *very inhuman lewd noises*
Jm: want more?
Jk: yes daddy~
Jm: *thrusts Jungkook*
Jk: *lewd noises coming from the bed*

Me: wait did u hear something?

Me: o.o yea...

(XD I’ve seen something that was much more cringy)

Me: sounds kinda like inhuman lewd noises O-o

(Oh)

Jm: I think u lost ur virginity
Jk: I don't k ow daddy~
Jm: ok
Jk: *thinking about daddy*
Jm: I really love licking you
Jk: I also love it~
Jm: *puts a collar on Jungkook's neck* this won't to any harm I just thought it looked cute
Jk: of course daddy anything for you~

Me: *shrug* I kinda expected that...

(Yep)

Me: why am is oo single T v T
(Laos says the one who's married with Diego)

(I'm trying to make this as cringy as possible)

Jm: *takes jks ribbon off* and *takes out the handcuffs off Jungkook*

Me: I am too lol

(XDD)

(Lol)

Me: I'm such a lonely person who's married on imgflip but keeps saying I'm soo lonely

(Yep)

(Yeh)

Jk: *opens the door*
Jm: but?!!
Jk: me and Jimin had a great time

Me: *to you* same *looks at Jk* *lenny*

Me: *looks at you* yeppers * also looks at jk* I bet u wanna do it again *lenny*
Jk: *to both of us* w-well yes, I had a great time
Jm: *wears his clothes*

Me: *giggles*

Jk: oh wait where's my clothes?????
Jm: *wears Jungkook's clothes* pls don't kill me
Jk: *snatches jimins clothes*

Me: o.o

Jk: *wears jimins clothes*
Jm: so u won't kill me right?
Jk: only if we do this again tomorrow *lenny*

Me: *enjoying whatever is going on*
Jm: *daddy issues pending*
Jk: daddy~

Me: *lenny*

Me: *lenny*
Jm: stop calling me daddy
Jk: daddy~

(O lol)

Me: XD

(I stopped because I usually have more notifs now lol)

Me: *stops* oh no the fbi is here

Jk: can your ls help me wear my clothes
Jm: sure~ *helps Jungkook*

(Lol)

Me: o.o

(I alps didn't reply to most of my notifs from 6-4 am and pm)

Me: *runs away* hey are u gonna run away or no?

(Lol)

Me: *follows*

(My hands are pretty slow ._.)

Me: *looks around* I hope there aren't following us

(Same)

Me: I don’t think so

(I think ur fast)

Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Lol sometimes)

Me: ...?

(Oki >:3)

Me: I smeellll out house

Jk: hey daddy I wanna take a bath...
Jm: ok but why r u telling me?
Jk: I wanna take a bath together

Jk: *struggles* t-thanks
Jm: no problem anything for mi flöur(idk what it means xD)

(Lol)

Me: *speeed*