From the sick entrepreneur line of candles and snacks of your favorite politician

Well, that is disgusting.. Also Staph infection - unless you are talking about political staff - in that case it is also an infection that smells like sh*t. Win/Win

I was laughing so hard when I wrote it I misspelled

Rotting clams is probably an accurate statement here. But, if I wanted to guess - I would say she smells like cigarette smoke, hard liquor, cheap perfume, and the carpet of an Olive Garden restaurant - all rolled into one.