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What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well I'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
There's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot
That have nothing to do with
K Y S
Never do that
You can make a stylish belt
To hold up your pants
You can tie them to your wrists
And do a hangman's dance
Well, you could tie your shoes
Or you could make bananas fly
You could stir up a picture
Hang a picture
Anything you try!

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
Never consider self abuse!
This is how you tie a noose!

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Now take this meme down
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1 up, 3m
There's really no humor in this image so it's not suitable at all for this stream
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1 up, 3m,
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Thank you so much i always wanted to know how to tie one! Your a life saver...
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0 ups, 3m
Wait...
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0 ups, 3m,
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you should take this down right away
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0 ups, 3m
No
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0 ups, 3m,
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Did I offend you?
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0 ups, 3m,
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gosh no. just think of all the people who see it. ALL of them.
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0 ups, 3m,
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Look at the stream you’re in mate
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0 ups, 3m,
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you're not reading me, mate
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0 ups, 3m,
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How so?
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0 ups, 3m,
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You are posting dangerous information to a wide audience.
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1 up, 3m,
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1 up, 3m,
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No no, Heaven has a point. I took this down for that very reason. I just regret that I didnt see it sooner.
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0 ups, 3m,
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Ok
1 up, 3m
Im not sure why this got approved in the first place...I just hope no one suicidal saw it...
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0 ups, 3m
Sorry
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0 ups, 3m
You could just do a bowline knot.
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0 ups, 3m,
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1 up, 3m
Nope
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0 ups, 3m,
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I already new how to
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0 ups, 3m,
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Ok
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0 ups, 3m,
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Yes sir.
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1 up, 3m,
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Yes ma’am
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0 ups, 3m
Yes sir
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0 ups, 3m,
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Tyms! Helpful and informative
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0 ups, 3m,
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Tysm*
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1 up, 3m
Lol np
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0 ups, 3m,
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Thanks now I can teach my friends
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0 ups, 3m
Ight cool
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0 ups, 3m,
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YESH!! thank u!!!
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0 ups, 3m,
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Np
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0 ups, 3m,
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This is honestly do my helpful tho
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0 ups, 3m
Rlly*
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0 ups, 3m
Ikr
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0 ups, 3m,
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This helped me more
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gABJ5j4i9Kk
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0 ups, 3m
Lmao nice
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0 ups, 3m,
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Thank you that will be useful in the feature
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0 ups, 3m,
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Np! If you also need drugs, hit me up!
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0 ups, 3m,
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Finally. I’ve been looking for someone for a long time
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0 ups, 3m,
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Ok well I don’t have anything in stock at the moment, but I should have some weed soon and I still need like one more thing to make some DMT. I might be able to get LSD and shrooms, but that might take a little longer.
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0 ups, 3m,
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Liek tbh lemme know wen
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0 ups, 3m,
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Ight will do man
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0 ups, 3m
Ok
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0 ups, 3m,
2 replies
I’ll crush smarties and open up some random pill capsules to make my own thanks tho
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0 ups, 3m
Lol I remember when kids would crush up smarties in like 2nd grade and everyone thought they were so cool
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0 ups, 3m,
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Hey wait I’m actually being serious.
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0 ups, 3m,
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Wait whAt I’m only in middle school-
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0 ups, 3m,
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I’m going into high school, what’s your point?
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0 ups, 3m,
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So your a drug dealer or..?
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0 ups, 3m
It’s you’re.
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0 ups, 3m
And tbh I hope he is
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0 ups, 3m,
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Not quite yet. I need a trusted client base. And the trust has to go both ways. It’s illegal after all.
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0 ups, 3m,
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I-
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0 ups, 3m,
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You wut?????????????????????????????????????????
0 ups, 3m
Ok cool
0 ups, 3m
Wdym it me
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0 ups, 3m,
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Ima post this to cursedcomments if that’s cool. Do you want your name blotted out? Again I am being dead serious about this so.
0 ups, 3m
I mean liek tbh I want clout so lik don T hid my nam
0 ups, 3m
Ah so it’s you.
0 ups, 3m
Oh idc what you do
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0 ups, 3m,
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It is you, stonedyeet
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0 ups, 3m,
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Yep. I changed my name today.
0 ups, 3m
Ur tagline is the best thing I’ve ever seen btw
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0 ups, 3m,
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Thanks man
1 up, 3m
Like tbh man this is so much more helpful

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gABJ5j4i9Kk
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0 ups, 3m
So?
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0 ups, 3m,
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*future
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0 ups, 3m,
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;-;
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0 ups, 3m,
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Nobody uses that face
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0 ups, 3m
I do
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