Sir, I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study when got sorta out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him, it’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
... Yes. I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two and join the revolution. He looked at me like was stupid, I’m not stupid. So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the king casse-toi
Who's the best, c'est moi
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2 ups, 4y
Brrrah, Brrrah, I am Hercules Mulligan. Up in it, lovin’ it, ya I heard ya mother say “Come again?”
Ay, lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
*things im not gonna say cuz eww*, pour me another brew, son
Let's raise a couple more to the revolution
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2 ups, 4y
Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton College?
Aaron burr! Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
SHOW TIME SHOW TIME! SHOW TIME YO! I’m John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints of Sam Adams but I’m workin on three, ha! Those red coats don’t want it with me, cause I will pop-chika-pop theses cops till I’m free!