Change my mind

haha, that's my patented cure for suicide - aim gun at suicidal's head and ask them to give the go ahead. Works like a charm.

Even though I was an EMT for 12 years, I never got the call to talk someone off the ledge irl. I've heard there are some old school approaches that still work. Right man at the right time indeed.

hahaha, funny pic.
Heard there's a big ruckus in the UK about her losing weight?

That's what I never got, how long does it take to jump off a ledge? What are they doing, tying their shoelaces and completing a novel while the crowd of onlookers gather?

One day I'm going to publish a book called, "Why Do Suicidals Look Before Crossing The Street?" It's a self-help book, natch.

Is this supposed to be in dark humor?

It can be in the fun stream. It got approved after all, right?

Yes.

Call the suicide prevention helpline

I’m not suicidal, I was making a joke.

So is the Suicide Hotline.
First thing they ask is if you are about to commit suicide right this second, as in is the gun firmly pointed against your head. If not, they bid you goodbye, even if you are quaking in desperation and have nowhere else to turn to at 2:30am

- or so I heard

twice.

Ok

:(

I wonder what the 'death toll' has been here? Negative numbers, what a concept!

nah

It is never the answer. Even with the most terrible person in the world. It is never the answer and it never will be.