PETER: "YOUR SECRETARY IS VERY SEXY..."
TONY: "THANKS! IT'S A ROBOT ACTUALLY, NAMED 'MARIA'. IF YOU SQUEEZE HER RIGHT BOOB, SHE TAKES DICTATION & IF YOU SQUEEZE HER LEFT BOOB, SHE TYPES LETTERS! I'LL LEND IT TO YOU FOR A DAY & YOU CAN SEE HER FUNCTIONS..."; NEXT DAY PETER CALLED TONY FROM HOSPITAL & SHOUTED: "YOU BASTARD!"
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT THE "HOLE" BETWEEN MARIA'S LEGS IS A PENCIL SHARPENER.