Inspired by DeedsterDoo and today’s “shitfest” among other events :o

Inspired by DeedsterDoo and today’s “shitfest” among other events :o | I LIKE MY CLEANING GLOVES LIKE I LIKE MY MURDERS BLOOD RED | image tagged in murder,military police,cleaning,toilet,poop,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Overly Attached Girlfriend Knife | THEY’RE MY GOTO GLOVES | image tagged in overly attached girlfriend knife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Freddy Krueger face | OH YEAHHHHH | image tagged in freddy krueger face | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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dexter knife | I AGREE | image tagged in dexter knife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | WE KNOW YOU DO | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Watching a true crime show about a murder in Ontario, wasn’t you was it? Lol
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dexter knife | TOO FAR FOR ME | image tagged in dexter knife | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I don't trust me Jeep to make it back lol
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YOU DEFINITELY DON’T LOOK LIKE A SERIAL KILLER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lmao
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Cereal Guy Spitting Meme | CEREAL SPITTER | image tagged in memes,cereal guy spitting | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That’s more like it lol
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Mush! Mush! :)
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That was bad of me but I had to say it.
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Omg I am dying laughing! I can’t even
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I said that in my teens during one of my parents guest invites. My mom was horrified but the room was rolling laughing.
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Lmao I have a feeling you were somethin’ else
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Shitfest 2018 is over kids. Come back next year!
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What is this Shitfest I missed? :)
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Long story XD
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Cliff notes version? :D
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Only since you were the only one who asked! Who wouldn’t have asked what happened? I wondered myself.
Ok, kid overflowed toilet, water came down through the ceiling downstairs, had to clean all that shitwater up literally just a f**king mess. Then we had noticed some dude moving our frantically across the road on Halloween night. So while I’m cleaning shitfest, police knock on my door, have you seen this guy? (The dude who was moving out) Apparently he’s in major trouble. Anyway I was making jokes because I had those red gloves on cleaning when police came. I wanted to be all like yeah I’ve seen him, he’s in here but he’s in pieces! The timing was just perfect XD
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Oh man! XD that's horrible! So the poo water soaked through the floor?

In a pinch you can use the dog to wipe it up XD kidding of course!
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Lmao! Yes and I am a clean freak (in my own house) so I was losing my mind!! And why are those cleaning gloves so big? Who’s fingers or hands are that damn big XD
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Haha! :) I'm sort of a clean freak, but I can also be very cluttered and messy :)
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Lol
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XD
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:)
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Anytime, amiga! Naturally it's my pleasure!
Did you ever see "Perfume?"
Bet you'd like it!
/ the font here is of course "all Nile" XD
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No I haven’t seen the movie! I think I will order it and maybe the book too, looks awesome, my cup of tea. Thanks for the idea! :D
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=~}
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You never know what treasures you’ll find in the pages :)
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You're deep as a river ~ and murky as well! ;-)
I'll keep that phantom in mind. I enjoy different takes on classic tales.
/ I added the translater cos I'd read other translations which I found to be too stilted, but this one is "just right!" :-)
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LOL lance-a-little
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Haha thank you! Glad you found just the right version of Don Quixote. :)
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LMFAO!
THATS RICH!
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:)
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Lol wondered if someone would say that
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I prefer an icepick to the brain, very little blood and hard to find
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Good idea! :)
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