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Philosoraptor Meme | I WONDER IF THE RECEPTIONIST AT A SPERM BANK HAS EVER USED THE PHRASE “THANKS FOR COMING” | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back in the day, I worked at a Video Store (think Blockbuster, but local)

Early Days of the VHS to DVD switch over, so we still needed multiple employees for the Night shift; I was working alongside a young lady (College Freshman, new in Town)

Middle aged guy, looking to be a pair of aviators short of looking like Central Casting: Pervert, comes in, beelines it for the 'adult' section... Half an Hour later he comes out with the better part of a Dozen discount VHS Porn for Purchase... for fairness sake, when it's slow, we alternate customers. It's her turn.

She scans him out, rings him up straight faced, but I can see her eyes as her Brain Processes some of the titles (Captain Pervo who otherwise had no shame in his purchase avoids direct eye contact) she bagged his purchase and as he's leaving she offers the stock

"Enjoy Your Evening." without a hint of Irony... I about lost it. and only then did she Realized the implications.
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That's freaking epic
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That, plus tennis elbow :-)
That’s a cool story. I wonder how she remembers it, lol :-)
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epic xD
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;-)
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I suppose he could scrape together a donation :-)
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That moment when you want to comment something and your brain tells you to make that comment even worse. ????????????
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