Although I've rented a few that came with a free hooker

Although I've rented a few that came with a free hooker | I REMEMBER THE FIRST SET OF BRA & PANTIES I EVER BOUGHT SAID NO MAN EVER | image tagged in bra,panties,lingerie,manly men | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I guess he / she ain’t really a man any more :-)
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Almost 39 years. If she hadn't divorced me, we would have been 2 months short of 40 years.
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That's alot of panties and bras
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I wouldn't DARE buy them. First, she refused to tell me what size to get: Second, looking at her size, I was afraid to ask.
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i.imgflip.com/2e06f6.gif (click to show) Why buy the cow when you can just rent it?
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Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Many people ask their accountant which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing?

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.

Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5
year relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favourite hooker, Kristen charged $4,000 per night.

So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5
years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total
for sex every night .

This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing
Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no “Honey - please do this” lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
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