you try being frisky with a gut full of beef

you try being frisky with a gut full of beef | WELL DAGNABIT | Here I was looking forward to some surf 'n' turf and a quick boff in the bathroom | image tagged in funny,demotivationals,restaurant,sex | made w/ Imgflip demotivational maker
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FANCY COLORING AND ALL THAT BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU HE'S LACKING A LITTLE SOMETHING DOWN BELOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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On Saturday I finally had the opportunity to go to The Big Texan steakhouse in Amarillo :) they have a challenge where if you can eat a 72oz steak plus sides in under one hour, it's free :D I just got a 24oz ribeye, and I didn't even end up finishing that :) it was a decent steak. Not the best I've ever had.

On May 26, 2014, a woman ate the entire steak and sides in 4 minutes 58 seconds! She then ate a second one in 9 minutes 59 seconds! :)
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They do the same thing at the Old Country Kitchen here in town, and they keep a numbers board on successes and failures (many more failures). I go there every once in a while with the folks and it's like something straight out of the '60s, all wood and old-style eats (relish tray!). And the customers are like from a time warp also. Was sitting in our booth once and watched a line of people come in, all coiffed hair and polyester and jewelry, and one guy had a brown track suit on and was trailing an oxygen tank on wheels behind him. But yeah, I usually stick with a nice, basic cut of meat - no thought of ever going for the gut-buster.
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That place you described sounds crazy :)
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Actually it's kinda relaxing for me to go back in that time warp. Memories of my childhood back in the '70s. :)
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