I may not support all of their methods - but it's the only place worth living in the entire region!

I may not support all of their methods - but it's the only place worth living in the entire region! | LET ME SHOW YOU A COMPLETE LIST OF FUNCTIONING SOCIETIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST: 1 - ISRAEL | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,israel | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 ups
I forgot Jordan as well, its only problem is dealing with the millions of refugees caused by America's foreign policy failures.
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6 ups
Kuwait's fine, as is Cyprus and Turkey.
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8 ups, 1 reply
Qatar, The UAE, Oman and Kuwait function just fine and in the case of 3 of them have a higher GDP per capita than the US and way better infrastructure.

If you mean by functioning, guns that can kill men armed with rocks and tear gassing kids, then you are correct Israel is the one.
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4 ups, 3 replies
Qatar, the UAE, Oman, and Kuwait without oil would be no better off than Syria or Jordan.

If by "functioning" you mean the ability to murder unarmed civilians, then sure, every country in the region functions just fine.

If you're referring to the riots at the Israeli-Gaza border, then Israel did drop leaflets warning the people of Gaza NOT to attack the border posts.

The Hamas then urged people to attack the border posts, getting Palestinians killed in the process - which was exactly what the Hamas planned.

The Hamas is now parading the bodies in front of the world press, "proving" that Israel is a bully and the Hamas are the legitimate government of a poor suppressed people. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Stop falling for the Hamas spin!
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3 ups, 2 replies
"Qatar, the UAE, Oman, and Kuwait without oil would be no better off than Syria or Jordan."

Except that they have oil, so it's an irrelevant argument, just like "without a heart and brain, you'd be dead".
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6 ups
I HAVE NEITHER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups
It's like saying Houston without oil would have been a backwater swap, filled with inbred hicks eating lizards.... hang on minute....
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4 ups
You hit the nail on the head, Israel is the bully. They have much superior weaponry and use it to maximum affect. I don't support Hamas, I think both sides are as bad as each other but if you get in a fight at school and another kid punches you, then you pull out a gun and shoot him dead is that a proportional response? (My bad, stupid question in America of course it is and you then shoot five of his friends as well in 'self defence')
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3 ups
Both Semites groups are so confusing!
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8 ups, 2 replies
With the exception of Israel, no country in the middle east, including Turkey, is a place where someone who is not a member of the state religion and tribe would want to live and raise a family. Per capita income means little if you're second or third class. Their so called democracy has always been one vote-one time, unless it is one vote for the appointed leader.
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5 ups
Never been to Jordan? Or Lebanon?
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4 ups, 1 reply
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5 ups, 2 replies
There are many Israeli Jews who do not practice Judaism.
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4 ups, 1 reply
That defeats the point of being a Jew
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2 ups, 1 reply
Not every Jew is an Orthodox Jew.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Not a case of practice makes perfect, but ethnicity.
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2 ups, 1 reply
I saw Palestinians and Israelis living and working side by side in perfect harmony bro. All sons of Abraham. Shalom Suka.
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3 ups, 1 reply
"RWT
I just came back from 4 weeks in Israel. I always felt safe in the Israeli controlled areas. I seldom felt safe in Palestinian territory (including the Arab quarter of Jerusalem) I don't always agree with everything that Israel does but I do agree that they have the right to defend their own borders and they should not have to wait until children and women are being stabbed with knives before acting. Shalom to all."

Indeed you did.

Abraham, that's the one who was to kill one son or the other?
The sins of the father/the more things change...
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0 ups
Both Ishmael and Isaac received a blessing from God. Isaac received the birthright. Neither son was killed but Abraham was tested by God in the offering of Isaac. It was not a sin but a test.
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4 ups
Yeah Dubai is a nightmare.
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If you question what the controlled media tell you, you could find the truth is very different.

https://cufpa.wordpress.com/2018/01/05/israelis-sniping-palestinian-children/

I guess my idea of "functioning" involves ethics and morality. How weird of me.
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4 ups, 1 reply
If by "functioning society," you mean a society which is functioning, then many of them are functioning societies. If you mean "functioning in a way I would consider beneficial", then you're just being arbitrary and subjective.
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7 ups, 2 replies
Oh yes. My judgement is every bit as "arbitrary and subjective" as everybody else's

As a non-Jew I would not mind living in Israel.

As a non-Turk, non-Arab and non-Muslim I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the region.
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4 ups
I lived in Turkey for a little while and loved it, as did a family friend who now lives there full-time as a pastor.
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6 ups, 1 reply
The infrastructure sucks in Israeli Arab neighborhoods, but I hear the Falafel is great!
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4 ups
unless a shortage of*
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3 ups
Don't forget the whole descendants of Judah vs practicing Jews, where some people have called for DNA testing to prove who is a "real Jew" and who isn't.
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2 ups, 2 replies
I just came back from 4 weeks in Israel. I always felt safe in the Israeli controlled areas. I seldom felt safe in Palestinian territory (including the Arab quarter of Jerusalem) I don't always agree with everything that Israel does but I do agree that they have the right to defend their own borders and they should not have to wait until children and women are being stabbed with knives before acting. Shalom to all.
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I guess you could make the argument about rich white areas in america and poor black ones in the US and that white neigbourhoods in America has the right to fire on poor black people that threaten their borders.

I guess when you are marginalised, your economy squeezed to breaking point, you can't move freely and basically your desperate your areas are not as safe as the rich Israeli, heavily patrolled ones.
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Right because hatred of ALL non-Jews to the point of considering them ANIMALS are truly a functional society right, brainwashed piece of shit? Go f.uck yourself.

This Is what their (((filthy Talmud))) says about YOU:

Baba Necia 114, 6: “The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts.”

Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

Kethuboth 3b “Sexual intercourse with Non-Jews is like sexual intercourse with animals”

Sanhedrin 58b ”Jews are Divine. To box an Israeli on the ear, is like to box on the ear of God. If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed. Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God”

Aboda Sarah 37a: “A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated.”

Kethuboth 11b “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

Gad. Shas. 2:2: “A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl.”

Erubin 43b “When the Messiah comes, all will be slaves of the Jews”

Aboda Zara B, 5: “If a goy kills a goy or a Jew, he is responsible; but if a Jew kills a goy, he is NOT responsible.”

Hilkkoth Akum X1: “Show no mercy to the Goyim.”

Libbre David 37: “To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.”

Israel recently killed FIFTY Palestinians in JUST ONE DAY. Why is the "news" channels silent on it?
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Just because they educate their women, let them drive, and even work, doesn't mean anything. Who needs all those educated people in the workforce anyway? ;-p
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