The Glass Whiteboard joke:
The optimist sees the glass half full
The pessimist sees the glass half empty
The chemist sees it completley full, half liquid, half gasses
The Communist distributes a small amount of the liquid to everyone in the room (gives the most to himself)
The critic dosent care, he hates the glass.
The accountant asks: “How full did you have in mind?”
The statistian complains his sample size is too small
The engineer says that the glass is twice as big as it’s suposed to be
The capitalist drinks it and sells the glass
The philosipher argues it’s an illusion
The advertiser sees the glass is half off
The comedian wonders if he’s in a joke
The artist sees the glass is full of oppertunity
The polititian promises to make the glass great again
The Physicist asks how many significant figures to use
The teacher erases the board
The therapist says the glass is full to make the glass feel better
The surrealist sees the glass as a girrafe in a necktie
Jack sparrow asks why it’s not full of rum
Stalin sends the glass to siberia
The spy sees a listening device
The astronaut watchs the glass float away
The hippie sees a homeopathic medicine
The russian throws hi hacking phone in the glass before the FBI can get it
The standard dood sees an ovesized cliche
The memer Laughs at all of deez weird doods
Seth finesses the glass (inside joke)
Sam and Macko ask the glass why they lost the election (inside joke)
Trump tells the glass how great he is. The glass screams “NOOOOOO!!!”
