I think we've found God

I think we've found God | CREATIONIST: PREDATORY TUNICATE, PROUDLY: I HAVE LIVED LONGER THAN THAT "THE EARTH IS 4000-6000 YEARS OLD" | image tagged in creationism,predatory tunicate,deep sea,beauty,myrianwaffleev,religion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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COME AT ME BRO MY CONES ARE BRISTLING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I've been to the White Mountains in CA, they say the oldest Bristlecone Pine there is about 5000 years old.
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Interesting. I've been to the Redwood forest in CA. The oldest one there is aboout the same age as the Bristlecone Pine you saw.
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Funny, I was at a girlfriends once over on pine street and her grandpa bristled at me cuz I said he was older than god. Hah!, that was fun
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Oh, lol! :3
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Ancient Aliens Meme | METHUSELAH AND PROMETHEUS | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Two of the oldest known bristlecone pines. I think both are well over 5,000 years old. The exact location of Methuselah isn't made public, to avoid vandalism. One day I'd like to ask if a forest ranger can escort me to see it. That would be really neat.
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