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Stay the f@ck away from me.  | My daughter's boyfriend sent me a text last night. It read,  "I can't wait to get into your pants later." He texted me back saying,      "I | image tagged in bad pun dangerfield | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Oh, I'm sorry. You're happily married. Well, what's your father doing? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol. Thanks.
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NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Have any brothers? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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easy there kid, I think you need to have a long talk with Mike Pence
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Dont You Squidward Meme | Was Mike Pence having sexual relations with his daughter's boyfriend? | image tagged in memes,dont you squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Damn! This joke just turned into a hot gay porn!
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It took less than two minutes to think of it and figure out which template to use. I'm glad it featured the same day.
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Lmao good one
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My daughter's boyfriend sent me a text last night. It read, "I can't wait to get into your pants later."; I sent back a text saying, "This is Rodney, Sarah's father. You've gotten our numbers mixed up. Please be more careful next time."; He texted me back saying, "I didn't get the numbers mixed up."
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