Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Brian | SLEEPS WITH LADY GAGA GETS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED SALMONELLA | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian,lady gaga,meat dress | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | SLEEPS WITH LADY GAGA SHE HAS A BIGGER PACKAGE | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HA HA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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To each their own ;D
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | SLEEPS WITH LADY GAGA. EATS JIMMY DEAN'S SAUSAGE. | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian,lady gaga,jimmy dean,sausage party,meatwad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | CATCHES SALMONELLA TRANSFORMS INTO A SALAMANDER | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I actually almost did that lol
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Steve Harvey Meme | THE TWO WORDS ARE PHONETICALLY CLOSE | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Submitted it: imgflip.com/i/1tinod Thanks. :)
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XDDD
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Lol :)
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Now why did your nom de flip enter my head when I found this?
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3 ups, 1 reply
This some kind of Portland ritual? Lol. That's absolutely hilarious! Lol. :)
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Portland rituals are even more violent. ;P
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Portland appears to be from one extreme to another, not much middle ground there, huh? Lol. :)
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Most Portlanders are firmly esconced in the middling middle ground. The extremists just sex it up enough to get the eye of the media. I do want to slap every self-proclaimed anarchist when they're near; bunch of upper-middle class twats playing at being radical. But one thing is true: beer IS sacred to most of us. :)

Told Octavia earlier that when you guys get together this weekend - hard to miss the talk in public - that he make sure you drink some craft brew in my honor. None of that go***mn redneck industrial pisswater floating around. ;D
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Lol. When Sweetwater 420 started their brewery here, it was a small operation in a old industrial building, a few friends and I used to go down there and they would give you free beer if you would sit an put their labels on the newly filled beer bottles, they didn't have a label-slapped-owner-machine. Though that didn't last maybe but a your or so, the beer was good and it was something to do! Lol. :)
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I've heard of that brewery, I think. Well drink something that would make me proud of you. :) You're located near Atlanta?
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I'm in Sandy Springs, its north of the City of Atlanta, I mean literally, I can be within th city limits in 10 minutes. I'll see what I feel like later, you never know with me! :)
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When I first read it, I thought Octavia's cello playing was annoying Vinyl and making it hard for her for concentrate on the magazine XD
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Lol. So did I, I had to read it 3 times to figure it out! Lol. Boy, am I slow today! Lol
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Very informative! :D
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Lol. :)
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More or less ;)

Are goosenecks the ones used by pickup trucks, so that the kingpin is on a gooseneck setup to avoid hitting the sides of the truck bed when it turns?
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Yea, but mostly I hear them called 5th wheel trailers. The main reason for them, just like on semi's is because you put the load right over the axel or in the case of tandem axels between them. When you put a lot of weight on a tag along trailer (on a trailer hitch or bumper) the rear axel becomes a fulcrum and takes weight off the front tires, which greatly reduces braking and steering ability. You don't get that with 5th wheel trailers for pick ups, which is also why semi's use them too! Tell you wouldn't want to drive that Kenworth with that huge load! That's what I call fun!! :)
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Lol. Fluffy D, that's so hilarious! :)
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Man, I just hope you had a better Saturday than I did! I woke up at Americold, but couldn't go to my second delivery right away because I was low on reefer fuel. I had to drive 1 hour to get to the Petro on 285 (exit 12) because of an accident on 20. Once I got there the fuel pumps went down! So I had to wait for that. I got fuel then went to my second delivery. Same shit as yesterday!! They wouldn't unload me until my company paid the late fee. After sitting there for two hours my company told me to just take it back to Tucker and drop it! When my dispatcher comes back in on Monday I'm making sure I'm getting every last penny of hourly pay that I earned!

Here's the kicker: when I was about to leave to go back to Tucker, someone calls me up: "hey, when you get to Austell, there's a trailer that someone dropped off that ran out of fuel. We need you to hook to it and go get fuel for it before you pick up your load." I said sure, just as soon as you send me a PO for $100. "Oh, I can't authorize that." Fine, then I'm not doing it. Get someone else to do it.

After all the bullshit I've been putting up with for nearly 24 hours now, they ask me for a favor? Gtfoh. The guy said to get with my dispatcher on Monday for the PO. Yeah, and get turned down after I've already done the work? I don't think so. I get paid upfront or I'm not doing shit!

When I was at the terminal, another driver told me they had been calling people all day trying to find someone to get that trailer refueled. He said they should have called the guy who dropped it off and made him go do it! Damn straight!

I admit I slept in today, but the rest of that BS was on them and their late fee crap. I should have been in and out of Austell Friday night. Instead, I left there Saturday night, putting me a day behind schedule. Instead of getting well into Florida by Sat night, I only got to Jackson GA!

So, yeah, I had a really shitty day XD
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I hope today is better, that absolutely sucks!! Well, you are going to the Miami area, hit the beach! Lol. :)
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Double rainbow!! :D

I hope your heel is doing better :) I just need to stop letting these trolls get under my skin! :) but it's difficult.

Is a drop deck the same as a lowboy?
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Now, people call the Removable Goose Neck trailers "Lowboys" because they're specifically heavy equipment carries, but I call th m RGN's. They're interchangeable terms to some, but not for me, I call them what I call them, i hate rednecks who call damn near everything "Lowboys"! Lol
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What differentiates (To me) the two is the ground clearance, notice how low slung the RGN is to the "Lowboy". Having dragged both of them around, when I was told to go take the Lowboy somewhere, I knew what trailer I was dealing with, now the RGN was usually called by its capacity first and then either "RGN" or "Goose Neck". (Ex.) 25 ton Gooseneck). It's just how I learned them, they're all "Goosenecks" technically, but I knew which one was which. :)
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Seriously, would be my dream job, hey, the $18-$50 a MILE isn't bad either! :)
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Horse races are getting dirty, lol.
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F**kin' awesome!!! :D
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Ha ha! :)
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Good news and bad news :) the good news is I will make it there tonight, about 7:00 or so. The bad news is they put a local delivery on me for tonight, so I'll have to pretty much be in and out of there quickly. I hate to rush you, but if you would be willing to make the drive for a really short time, I'd really appreciate it, and throw in some gas money for your Fluffy--I mean, troubles :) just let me know what you want to do. I'm about 245 miles away but I need to grab fuel and a quick shower in Dalton :)
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Make that about 6PM. I have to get to my first local delivery at 8, and it's on the complete other side of Atlanta, so I'll have to leave Tucker about 6:45
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Hmmmm......on Friday rush hour.....where is your first delivery, trying to get to Tucker by six for me is a 10 mile traffic jam, it's traffic no matter which route I take, even the back roads. BUT, where is your delivery, by 8:00pm I can get anywhere in Atlanta in 30 minutes or less, to me that's absolutely no trouble. My rule of thumb here in Atlanta is never be on the road past 12:00 noon on a Friday, because it's a cluster f**k. But after traffic dies down I'll meet you anywhere around Atlanta, it's no trouble, it's a drive down to the corner store for me, let me know. :)
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You're going out of your way to meet up with me, so whatever makes it easier for you is fine with me :) my first delivery is at 6500 trade water parkway SW, on the west side of Atlanta :3
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Ooh, right near Six Flags, you gonna stop in and ride a roller coaster? Lol. That's not far at all, not the speed I drive anyway! Lol. :)
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XDDD
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:)
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Lmfao! Ok, now to go change my shirt! :)
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Lol Hope, it wasn't too hot my friend Evil :)
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Ha ha! No, it wasn't too hot! Been ok? Been busy hiding your Chips Ahoy? Lol. :)
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Yeah, I'm doing well Evilman Thank you! How about you my friend? I haven't had time for anything, my brother-in-law been down so I've been helping him about around his place, feeding all his critters! :)
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Yea, I can't complain, been keeping busy at the parents house with all the landscaping and stuff. Octavia is stopping in town tomorrow evening, got him a present (see above lol). Other than that, it's the same old same old!
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I bet You've got it looking good :) Hahaha that awesome Evilman I know he'll cherish that! Y'all stay outta them strip clubs lol :) Good to hear you're doing well :)
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Good to hear you and your Chips Ahoy are doing well, too! Lol. :)
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:) you bet I'll cherish it! :D
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I know you will my friend Octavia :)
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XDDD
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Lol. :)
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:)
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Ha ha! Yep! So your going to Tucker picking up a trailer and going to Six Flags (well, by it lol).
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Let me know if you're on schedule, I'll adjust as needed, I have nothing else to do, my night is all clear
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I'm here :)
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Tucker or your delivery?
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Got my shower in Dalton and now heading toward Tucker. Oh man, those truck stop employees were moving so slow my head was about to explode! DX
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I was seriously getting amped up x_x
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Delivery. I had to pull off the street and check in, but if you get here and are able to wait, I can meet you outside when I leave. Otherwise, if you see my phone number (I tried to call you), you can call me back :3
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Hey, I forgot which # I gave you what's the last 4 digits?
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Got It! I'll call in 15! :)
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XDDD lmao!!!
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XD
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But we can try! Lol. :)
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:)
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Let me try! :D
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That's awesome!! XD
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Lady Gaga's meat dress and Arby's have sexually transmitted salmonella in common.
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You and KenJ got me doing a Bad Luck Lady Gaga meme too! lol
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