When I ask someone for directions | I don't understand, but say I do so that I don't look stupid, then get lost and end up looking stupid an | image tagged in funny,pie charts | made w/ Imgflip pie chart maker
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Accurate
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | THEY TELL YOU THE WAY THEY'VE GONE FOR 30 YEARS IN THEIR CAR BUT FORGET TO TELL YOU AN 80-FOOT TRACTOR AND TRAILER CAN'T GO THAT WAY | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol :)
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Then you've got to call the really big tow truck to get you out of trouble! Lmao! :)
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Or backup for half a mile lol :)
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Being dyslexic as I am, I find it so easy to backup anything really! When I look though a mirror things are not backwards to me, (or feel like I'm going backwards) I'm extremely comfortable going backwards (sometimes in life, too! Lol) I back up into parking spaces, driveways, I've extremely good at it! How do you like the tow truck I got you? Hope it's big enough! Lmao! :)
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That's a monster of a tow truck! Would pull hell off the cross! Something I'm very good at too! I could back a big truck into any hole all day long! But you would be surprised at the number of drivers that can't back one up for shit Lmao! :)
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You ain't gonna 3 point turn that thing unless you're in a corn field in Kansas! As we all know, that mofo would be a b**ch to maneuver anywhere!
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Years ago I missed my turn in Worcester Mass, and had to make a U turn in a parking lot. My ass end damn near clipped a telephone pole as I swung around! Actually it did clip it, but I was able to back up and just BARELY make it around. If I couldn't, I would have been royally screwed! XD

And then a couple years ago I had to make another U turn in a tight parking lot in SoCal. The top corner of my trailer scraped some chunks of plaster off the wall of the building XD luckily I think the building was vacant at the time!
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Haha :) sadly, I was referring more to short distance directions within a facility XD
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Lol :)
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Wake up!!!!!!! :)
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Lol, I'm finally up. Was up with Chana till 2 this morning! Got a whole 4 hours sleep! Now here butt will sleep half the day lol :)
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You've made your millions! Sleep the day away and make sure those two do their chores! Lol. :)
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Lol, I hope she does sleep the day away! She was fussing last night that she wants me to take her into town and go shopping, and I always enjoy it so much better when I can get my niece to take her! I hate walking all over every darn store in the mall lol :) But there are too many pervs out to just sit and have a few drinks while she shops alone!
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I have Perimeter Mall (Ashford Dunwoody @ 285) just 3 miles away from where I'm sitting. And just two exits north on Ga.400 in Roswell/Alphretta in NorthPoint Mall (6-7 miles) I honestly can not remember the last time I went to either of them, I'm thinking I was in my 20's! Won't catch me dead in there! Snag one of those mobility scooters! Lmao! Ha ha! :)
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We went grocery shopping the other day and she got things she wanted to eat and I got things I wanted! The little heifer has been eating my stuff and saving hers lol! Yeah, I hate those darn places too! I've been thinking about getting on one of those scooters and being an annoying old bastard like some of the other assholes that get on them lol :)
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Oh.......oh.......I get pissed when people eat my food! My food came from God, to the grocery store to me! Period, end of story! There's nothing wrong with being an asshole for a few hours a day, I do it all the time! Get on the scooter and practice yelling "Get off my damn lawn!!" Lmao:)
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Yeah, the little heifer got Oreos for herself and I got chips ahoy! I got up and she's eating my cookies and hers are sitting unopened! Then last night for dinner I've got one Gatorade left and she says ca I have this, I said don't you have power aid! I want to save it she tells me Lol! :) Damn speaking of lawn I have to cut mine today soon as the dew drys off! I like to get out and shoot my guns from time to time and let everyone know the crazy man up on the hill is still alive lmao :)
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Don't ever, ever touch my cookies, that is an immediate death by firing squad! I will, and have flipped out! Yes, shoot towards the neighbors houses, 30.06 will travel at least 4-5 miles! Let them know you're still crazy! I'm just glad it stopped raining, it's messed me up good with work around the house here!
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Yeah, we get out about once a week and burn some powder lol keeps everyone down below on their toes lol! Me too we needed rain but Needing some sunshine too! All my plants are suffering from lack of it! Hell I can water them lol :)
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What are you two old farts yammering about? This is why my notifications are blowing up! XDDD
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Old farts? This is our comment section, not yours! Fluffy, go annoy Octavia! Lol. :)
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XD
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Something really Pony is going on here!! Lmao! :)
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Lmao!! XDDD
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Ha ha ha!! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!
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XDDD
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