Poor Bingley. At least he had some puppies (and maybe there are some clones out there)
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1 up, 7y,
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What's that you say? You want to relive the death of bingley?
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY... but so was bingley here's a link to the last bingley gif https://imgflip.com/gif/1h88s7
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1 up, 7y
You want more?
WHY????
you're gonna love this one. this chick has the nicest pair of.. um.. uh.. buttons.. yeah that's what i'll go with buttons.
here's the next puppy porn blocker..
https://imgflip.com/gif/1opum9
BINGLEY'S WEAK HEART HAD FINALLY GIVEN UP. HIS FIGHT WAS AT AN END. HIS FIRST OWNER WAS A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR WHO ALMOST STARVED BINGLEY TO DEATH. AFTER SURVIVING ON CHEETO CRUMBS FOR 3 MONTHS BINGLEY RAN AWAY FROM HOME. HE UNDERSTOOD HE WAS A VICTIM OF MASTURBATION AND VOWED THAT NO OTHER ANIMAL WOULD BE A VICTIM. HE CREATED THE BINGLEY PORN BLOCKER. NOT VERY LONG AFTER BINGLEY'S FUNERAL YOGA PANTS WEEK HAPPENED. HIS FRIENDS FELT IT BROUGHT SHAME TO HIS LEGACY. THEY LIKED THE HAPPY LITTLE TREES IN BOB ROSS WEEK BUT CLEAVAGE WEEK WAS SOMETHING WITH UP WHICH THEY WOULD NOT PUT. HIS FRIENDS CONTACTED RESEARCHERS THAT BEGAN WORKING ON A WAY TO CONTINUE BINGLEY'S WORK. THEY DISCOVERED BINGLEY'S FATAL MISTAKE. THERE WAS TOO MUCH WORK FOR ONE PUPPY WITH HEALTH PROBLEMS.. BUT THOUSANDS OF CUTE CUDDLY PUPPIES WITH HEALTH PROBLEMS COULD DO IT.
