Sounds like watching softcore porn films for the character development.

No, but Penthouse has a good article on the 1st amendment.

As odd as it sounds, I found Penthouse to be a little too.... hardcore? So, I have very little experience with said magazine.

Well ... that joke just ... backfired on me. How do I put this?

I only view free porn online and I have no idea where my special sock is, so I'm down to just using tissue.

Eh, don't feel bad (if you do....). I have my moments of 'density,' plus it's hard to get sarcasm across using only the keyboard. Plus plus, some people claim to see good articles in those cheesecake magazines.

It's been years since I've even bothered to look at Playboy or anything. Outright porn is too damn much for me! Yes, I'm weird.

I keep wondering where they get those models; I mean, they tend to be a cut above almost anyone else.

Ya I wonder too. Definitely not something you see at Walmart.

[image deleted]Walmart denizens....

I use the word as appetite control.

Good idea.