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Awkward Moment Sealion Meme | RUNNING YOUR HANDS THROUGH THE NURSE'S HAIR AS SHE EXAMINES YOUR TESTICLES | image tagged in memes,awkward moment sealion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Awkward Moment Sealion Meme | NURSE COMMENTS THAT YOUR TESTICLES ARE OKAY SAYS THAT OTHER PART LOOKS LIKE A P**IS, ONLY SMALLER | image tagged in memes,awkward moment sealion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | NURSE EXAMINES P**IS GIVES IT 12/10 STILL WOULD NOT HIT | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Success Kid Meme | THEN GIVES YOU HER PHONE NUMBER | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THEN SAYS, "BIG OR SMALL..." "I LIKE THEM ALL" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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gordon jump | I TRIED THAT ONCE.. THAT GUY BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ME THAT WAS A MEMORABLE CHRISTMAS | image tagged in gordon jump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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But Thats None Of My Business Meme | MAYBE IF YOU'D RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH THE HAIR ON HIS HEAD BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS | image tagged in memes,but thats none of my business,kermit the frog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | IN A BIG OPEN COLD EXAM ROOM FORGET IT ITS LIKE YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE POOL | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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When they put a stent in your heart they make an incision in an artery located in your crotch. I had that done and all they give you is a vallium. When I was recuperating a nurse came in and wanted to check my incision. She said nothing, pulled up the bed sheets, then my pajamas and took a look at my crotch. She did have a big smile on her face, but I felt so violated. It took me about ten seconds to get over it.
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So when the nurse was doing the exam, the room was freezing, i was in a paper gown and it was shrink city I asked her if she could see anything wrong, and she was like "the flow is good" and i'm like ??? And shes like "i'm not allowed to give opinions, but the #1 thing we check for is blood flow, because thats usually why people have ED, but your not here for that....I never saw cancer before, but it should be a tumor that i'd see" and then i was like, nice, now we're having a conversation, I want to go home. Test was normal, the doctor told me he never had a patient who could do it that many times "in a month, let alone a week, of course there would be pain......."
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I have an ex who had to have some large kidney stones removed they done the procedure in a tub of water. One nurse actually brought another nurse in to admire his package. LOL he was pretty medicated but I heard the whole conversation, they were very impressed. If I knew what a jerk he was then I would have told her she could have him bahahaha
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