Central-south Texas. I wasn't really confessing my real life issue, just came up with the idea that most people don't talk on their phones, just use internet and apps. Cell phones are pretty much used for everything but calling someone.
I use my phone for imgflip if I'm at work, out and about and whatever I'm doing that I'm not near my laptop. Usually you can tell when I'm on my phone because I will comment on memes without meme comments or meme comments that are the basic templates seen on the site front page.
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Your meme is funnier, now that you explained it. It went over my head the first time.