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Conspiracy Keanu Meme | WHAT IF HAND SANITIZER DOESN'T ACTUALLY KILL GERMS BUT THE ALCOHOL IN IT MAKES THEM TOO DRUNK AND SLEEPY TO INFECT US? | image tagged in memes,conspiracy keanu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That is not entirely true. You see, these germs have a life. They have families, homes, and a happy life. But sometimes they need a place to unwind, so they head to our hands which are their cites. They get along quite well, and discuss ways to donate to the germ charity. But one day disaster struck, when a human found a way to kill the germs and everything they love in the form of hand sanitizer. Only one germ was able to predict this and his name was Dr Germingtion, the most brilliant scientist in the microscopic world. Sadly, no one believed him as his "story" sounded to dark to be true. He had to choice but to escape the human world. The rest stayed behind and thought they could celebrate their love in peace. Then one day, Dr Germingtion's "story" came true, when hand sanitizer hit the shelves. By the millions, innocent germs died, day by day, families separated, civilizations destroyed. Only a few would make it out alive and they would mourn for their deceased families. All would regret the day they ignored Dr Germingtion, who is now hiding on Pluto, alone and plotting revenge on the human race.
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Ancient Aliens Meme | I'M GOING TO PLUTO ON VACATION THIS YEAR | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I just laughed my ass off btw!
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Don't go man, or he will make an example out of you. And thank for the kind comment!
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Still a better love story than twilight... and more emotional.
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It's never hard to top Twilight.
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I agree!
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First World Problems Meme | THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST HEART BREAKING STORIES... I HAVE EVER READ. | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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XD
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Before the American Holocaust.
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:) :) :)
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Another movie in the making lol
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That might actually make a good sci fi book or something tbh..
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The Grobitrron of BorfleDong might agree.
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F**k germs!!! Ban them from the country!!! Build a wall against.... their depredations!!! Let them mock my orange hair one last time before I sterilize them and encamp them and put them to the gun!!! F**k, um, germs and, um....ah what the heck, they're not as bad as the proto-imgflip-nazis would have it. One got my daughter pregnant and I have a nice germy grandchild.
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Can I kill your grandchild? I was told murder relives stress.
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Lol! :)
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The kind that eventually mutates and evolves into a supervirus with no known antidote and ends up killing everyone on Earth.
Have fun sleeping tonight, by the way.
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LOL
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Like 4 real now ;-;
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Liek fo reelz nao >.>
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4 realz dis tiem
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:)
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You're welcome :)
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Now let's work on the rest! >:D
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Lol. Nice one!
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I'm glad it made the front page :) for a while there I didn't know if it would
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Lmao!
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This is perhaps off-topic, but I needed to post this question someplace where it would be seen: Is it possible to add/remove tags on a meme, after it has been featured / upvoted / commented on? I've looked for the "Edit" button, to make this kind of change, but it seems to disappear at some point. Thanks for the help!!
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I've found that you can edit the tags and title while it is in submitted status, but once it's featured I don't think you can
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Yeah, that is consistent with my experience :/ Thanks for sharing the info.
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Anytime! :3
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Haha!
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