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Picard Wtf Meme | I CALLED A SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE AND WHILE I WAS ON HOLD THEY PLAYED KENNY G I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT WAS TO MAKE PEOPLE NOT WANT TO K | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | DON'T DO IT OCTAVIA! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Success Kid Meme | LIKE MEMING! | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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BEGGING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Which you are so good at so I hope this was all just for the joke!!!!
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Confession Bear Meme | NO, IT REALLY HAPPENED THANK YOU, THOUGH | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WAIT A MINUTE! THAT MEANS KENNY G DID WORK!!!! KEEP MEEEEEMING!!! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 ups, 1 reply
Trollinator 2.0 | COME ON OCTAVIA DON'T LET THOSE ALTROLLS GET TO YOU | image tagged in trollinator 20 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 ups, 1 reply
Haha! I'm not even thinking about them :)
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6 ups, 1 reply
Stay with us. You're a great guy. I can always help out :)
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Thank you! :D
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Even though we don't know each other except through a meme site, I can say that this planet would be a poorer place without you. It would hurt me if I heard that you had harmed yourself.
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LMAOOO!
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6 ups, 2 replies
That was the shit in the day, until I discovered HK. I had a couple friends who had that exact receiver, EXPENSIVE!
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3 ups
Nothing wrong with old HK (or Pioneer or Sansui for that matter)! The new stuff, not so much. Expensive, yes! If you tear into one, however; you learn why.
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15 ups
That just made me lol so hard
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6 ups, 1 reply
Where'm I goin?
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10 ups
Haha!! :)
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14 ups, 1 reply
I hope there's nothing wrong?
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10 ups, 1 reply
Hope it's not too serious of a problem Octavia. :(
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17 ups, 5 replies
I'll be okay. My depression just flared up, but I'm feeling better now :) I know this is a site for having fun and being lighthearted, so I'm certainly not trying to darken the mood or bring people's spirits down. And I know that my friends here really do care about me and want the best for me :)

Also, just for the record, I can't confirm 100% that it was Kenny G, but it sure sounded like music he would play :p
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10 ups, 2 replies
I have a few profiles written down if it ever happens again, I'll send them too you. NO way you can read their comments and not go into laughing fits!!! :)
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9 ups, 1 reply
We're all in this together, Octavia. You're not alone no matter how hard imgflip makes it for us to reach out! Stay strong, bruh! I've been/going thru that myself. Memes help!
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Seriously, there are man here that would have felt it!
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4 ups, 1 reply
Felt what? Oh, you mean if something happened to me?
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2 ups, 1 reply
yes, and it should have said "many" not man. I really need to swap out this keyboard, lol.
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4 ups
Thank you, my friend! :) lol I figured you meant "many" :p
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7 ups, 1 reply
I'm Bi-Polar and just went through an 8 Day "Funride" of Depression... You make me laugh bro. A lot. Sometimes your comments are funnier than the memes somebody posted!

imgflip helps me, too. I try to laugh as much as possible. Hang in there!
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6 ups
Thank you! I hope you're doing much better now. It can't be easy dealing with Bipolar disorder.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Good to know you're staying with us!
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I have a bit of it as well. Keep on pushing through :)
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8 ups, 2 replies
Now the guys and gals would like to do a little ditty to perk up Octavia's spirits...
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8 ups, 1 reply
That's just f***in excellent!
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8 ups, 1 reply
That's what I thought, but the 13 upvotes it got on submission proved I don't know jack shit :)
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7 ups, 1 reply
I didn't even see it until here. I really wish we could follow each other here...UGH!
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8 ups, 1 reply
Its been a few months. In some ways I wish we could too, but I can also see why they don't have that feature. I try to pick a few users every week and go back through all their stuff. Time has been a little tighter for the last several weeks and I haven't been able to do as much, but it is a lot of fun. Sometimes you see a real evolution from their earliest submissions.
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I wrote out a really long response and erased it in the middle to sum it up haha.

I completely understand all angles of the arguments, including imgflip's (as a business I mean, not personally.)

We want more. It's always up to them. We just want friends, man.
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8 ups, 1 reply
How can I not upvote SCTV???
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7 ups
Tank you for the cabbage rolls and coffee Mrs. Vilve Yachke.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Only the finest Whelks are used as accordion keys!
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5 ups, 1 reply
Are they really? :o or am I just being gullible again? ._.
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4 ups, 1 reply
You are not being gullible, I was just building on your idea of the Whelks, which is a great idea. The story itself is just an old National Inquirer headline which I found and is not true. GREAT WORK!
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Welllll...this is what I think of when Kenny G's brought up: ;)
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7 ups, 1 reply
could have been Justin Beiber bro......!
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:D
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My brother,... I am on the way to bed,... but had to let you know I said a prayer for you! You're worth it,... deserve it,... and make everything you comment on a better thread to be enjoyed! If ever there was an example of a righteous person,.. you would be the poster! Any healing power I can muster.... just crossed country at warp speed and knocked on your front door! Peace and blessings brother!!
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9 ups
Your kind words, as well as your support and friendship, mean more to me than I can say. I can't thank you enough, except to say that you are definitely more deserving of such praise than I am, brother! :)
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Cow bell.... in G!
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5 ups, 1 reply
Maybe you accidentally called the assisted suicide hotline?
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5 ups, 1 reply
Maybe it's the ponies that pushed you over the edge and Kenny G brought you back.
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I see you've got jokes :p
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who's he
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8 ups, 2 replies
A musician who plays easy listening music. People always joke about his music being lame :)
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4 ups, 1 reply
I know My first post was an assisted suicide joke but I've dealt with depression for a long time myself as well as a serious drug addiction. Life just has a way of smacking you down. As long as you keep getting up I've found that the good times are worth waiting for.

If you kill yourself that's it. Death is a permanent solution to a short term problem.

Think about this next time you're feeling like hurting yourself:
1. Your family will be devastated. They'll never move on from your death if it is at your own hand.

2. You'll never have a new favorite movie, food, game, or book.

And probably the most important:

3. You can't post memes, upvote, or help downvote bad memes into oblivion. This is a public service that we need every single user for.

So don't do it. It's a bad idea.
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3 ups
Thank you for your kind words. They are much appreciated. And I definitely wish you all the best in dealing with your depression as well.
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Lol
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Shouldn't this use Walter Blunt instead of Jean-Luc Picard? If Picard is depressed he lets Deanna Troi handle it.
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Not sure how I missed this meme, may have been when I was on vacation. I hope you are feeling top notch now! I struggle with anxiety and depression as well so I know how it feels to be completely overwhelmed. If you ever need an ear just meme me. I mean that!
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