Oh no.

i was already a furry
i planned for this

Oh god, the good old days. Ah, miss when we where younger.

Why can’t we pretend that we still are?

Go***mn it you’re right.

So, wanna go out and do dumb shit like we used to do?

HELL YES!

HOP IN THE VAN

2ait what?

our van-

I don’t remember owning a van.

Wait…

ive had it for a while-

:)

*pulls over at a store* want something?

Can I go in with you?

well yes

:D

You monster

i trained, years and years for this day, all my life i had hated furries…
but i accepted the truth that we will all face this fate.
we must get in furr suits and hide…
we have to face it

NO WE MUSN’T!

*smack*

GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, CINNA BUN.

YES WE MUST THIS IS CIDAL TRAINING FOR THE YEARS TO CUM, WE MUST FACE OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT CERA

*silence…*

…face it man.

God, you creatures disgust me. No wonder a thing like Ob popped out of your va**na.

*loads shotgun I got out of nowhere*

I only wanted to get you guys ready for your fate…everyone is a furry…that’s why dick popped out of your mothers ears!

*i go silent* … i’ve known you for 20+ years cera…are you sure that you want to kill me?…i could just officially call off the day..

GOD! I NEVER SAID I WAS GONNA KILL YOU! I JUST WAS GONNA IF YOU TRIED TO HARM ME! AND I KNOW WE KNEW EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE AND ALL! Heh, go***mn it. Remember when we where younger and we tried that cheep wine that you saw at a market and just wanted cause’ it was alcohol, and you almost threw up on the couch? Good times.

WELL IN MY DEFENSE YOU SAID THAT CREATURES LIKE ME DIGUST YOU SO WHY SHOULD I NOT HAVE CAUTION IF YOU HOT OUT A SHOTGUN!…mhm..
Yep— i was completely wasted..Yep, why don’t we go get some more and try it again? :)

Trust me, we’re never going to that market in that town ever again. The brewers are just in it for the money.

mhm- i know..It tasted like they where

with religese intent?

1. *Religious
2. I’m an atheist.

ahh ok then load it with malishes intent

*unholy screatching* WHY, JUST WHY?????

Why didn’t I know about this?

i dunno...it was always in the shed

Huh.

the van- it was always in our shed

Okay then? Anyways, I’M GETTING IN!

yep *opens it and gets in the drivers seat*

*visible excitement*

*drives like a go***mn maniac*

:D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

I-

YOU F**KING DIRTY MONSTER

I PLANNED THIS FOR YOU ALL
FACE IT

oh well

i guess i'm gonna do the illegal thing.

what is that

im not gonna wear a fursuit in dec 31

Yeah. Hey, what about the time you begged me to go to a bar with you like a kid begging his mommy for a candy bar?

Heh- i really wanted you to come, but didn’t you have a great time getting all the drinks you wanted?

Never wanted any drink there, everyone made me sick to my stomach at the time. But hey, anything for an old friend.

Oh- well why didn’t you tell me?

Didn’t wanna disappoint you. You gave me the puppy eyes and everything!

Well- you never disappoint me. Yeah i did- *i smile*

Hey, I might have Been an idiot as well.

We both where -.

Remember when I was crying my eyes out because we ran out of cereal?

Yep- and i searched all around the house until i finally went to the store