What the sonic did you just sonicing say about me, you little eggman? I'll have you know, I type top of my class on the Sonic Forums daily, and I've been involved in numerous raids on Eggman's robots, and I have over 300 confirmed Sonic Original Characters. I am trained in sonic speed and I'm the top hedgehog in the entire sonic fanbase. You are nothing to me but just another eggman. I will wipe you the sonic out with speed The likes of witch has never been seen on the sonic game, mark my sonicing words. You think you can get away with saying that sonic to me on the Internet? Think again, eggman. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sonic fans across 9gag and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the speed, eggman. The speed that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Xbox. You're sonicing dead, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can play sonic in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in playing sonic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Steam and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable egg off the face of Xbox, you little eggman. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "clever" little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your egg. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you sonicing idiot. I will fast fury all over you and you will be too slow in it. You're sonicing dead, eggo.
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