Old drawing of Illy pog

I have a drawing somewhere of Illy sticking her tongue out and accidentally biting off her tongue

Mr would be very concerned from how casual she is from injuries

"Ow, accidentally stabbed myself in the stomach, it's fine"

"oh, whoops"
"I CAN SEE ALL THE WAY THROUGH YOUR STOMACH WHY ARE YOU NOT CONCERNED"

"This happens every day it's fine" *arm is hanging by threads*

"WH
WHAT"

*gets sliced in half*

"That kinda stung"

"OH MY GOD"
*tries to put the halves back together*

"Ssssssshhhhhhh, just give it a few hours dude"

"YOU'RE LOSING GALLONS OF BLOOD BY THE MINUTE"

if i see this template one more time i'm gonna f**king 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦

Alright alright you just had to say so

i thought i had told you

I don't think you did DIRECTLY but alright

oh ok sorry

It's alright I won't use it anymore

find a new one to use

Ok

"Eh, I could do without it"

"BUT YOU'RE GONNA DIE"

*hysteric laughing*

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY"

"Kid, do you think I would be so casual if I thought I was dying?"

"uh
...
doesn't it hurt???"

"Oh yeah, it hurts like hell, but I've been through this enough to not care"

"Well that's no good!"

"Eh, it's fine, I'll just wait to heal."

(Illy and Mr have a 'big sister and little brother' energy and I love it)

"I need to get stitches or something
also we're both covered in blood"

*also yeah :)*

teehee

there's no way he'd be this oblivious after knowing her for this long

don't assume the time in which this takes place

i'm sorry
i'm not feeling good at all today and it's making me be an even worse friend than usual (somehow)

Oh
I'm sorry to hear that
But don't say that about yourself

i'm sorry i treat you like shit
you should block me or something

You don't
I really don't mind this stuff man
and I'd never do that because you're my best friend

no i don't i deserve to be the victim of a hate crime

stop saying that man
You deserve only the best

you should hate me

well I guess if that's what I should be doing I'm just not gonna do what I should

i'm sorry i'm so easily annoyed

It's alright
I am too
But I will always be extremely forgiving of you
Because you mean so much to me

no i don't

You don't deserve awful things
I don't want you to think I hate you for what you do
I don't

Yes you do

why can't you see that i f**king suck

I must not have great sight then
Because in my eyes you're the best

i seriously deserve to be punched in the face or something

You deserve a hug

"Well maybe you shouldn't have gotten so close to my blood"

"well I was WORRIED!"

"It's fine"

"Well how was i supposed to know you could handle being bifurcated?? That isn't normal!!"

"I'm a demigoddess. I can handle things like that."

"you're a DEMIGODDESS???
...
you know what there really isn't anything that makes much sense at this point
do you need like a drink or something to feel better"

"A Dr Pepper would be nice

And yes, my mom's a goddess"

*acquires Dr Pepper*
"What's your dad then?"

"A deity"

*Mr thought for a moment*
"...
...
...
.. anyway here's your Dr Pepper."