Hello inferior lifeforms. We came here from Alpha Centauri because we finally learned how to make these funny things you call "memes", and by improving our understanding of them we can maybe hope to better understand why you are inferior, allowing us to give you modified versions of our technologies suited to your kind (yes, we have deathrays, antigravity, cloak technology, and FTL warp drives) to help you become a superior lifeform like us, but despite our efforts most of our species still hates you, and we don't know why. This meme was made by one of them, so it may or may not match our true opinions.
4.3 years ago
Translated by G'zik'ra of Acentech
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