WHAT WAS CONSIDERED PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL CENTURIES AGO.... My fellow Americans, we must think of ways we can encourage trade and commerce. And protect our interests from foreign invaders! AND WHAT IS CONSIDERED PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL TODAY... Don't worry sir, we'll blame climate change and Trump supporters for tripping you. Sir you've falling again? That makes 4 times today! Shut up! And get me a clean pair of Depends! Extra large this time! My nuts are flat as pancakes in these mediums!
