Inhaling Seagull

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Welcome to the show
Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has been who’s been spotted cavorting around town
Did anyone miss him, anyone notice
More on tonight’s program

So the radio demon is back in town.Why he hanging around what does that mean for your family?

Well luckily I’ve got good news
He’s a loser, a fossil, and I don’t mean to sound hostile but THE DEMON IS A COWARD!

while he hid in radio we pivoted to video and now his medium is getting bloody rare.

Hells been better since he split
“Where’s he been?” Who gives a SHIT!

Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!

You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away

Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?
Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he's got a new format
You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!

Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Oh, please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
Hold on!
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea

You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering

Uh oh, the TV is buffering!

I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—

I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in when I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
F**k!

MY HEARING CAVITIES

how was this chain started?!?🤣