The merch is overpriced dude

firestar is 35 f**kin dollars.

what the actual f**k

IKR, LIKE DON’T THEY EARN ENOUGH MONEY FROM THE BOOKS?!

i think i saw that over a million books are sold each month.

money-grabbers

THE FIRESTAR PLUSH IS SO CUTE BUT ITS SO F**KING EXPENSIVE

It costs about £29.95 for it where I live, same with the Scourge plush

I’D MORE LIKELY GET ON THE LEADERBOARDS BEFORE I EVER GET THAT

yeah, by the time scourge is ACTUALLY in stock you'd be where Iceu is rn

The sun would explode before it came back in stock

Me: *walks up to the Warrior Cats Store*

Also Me: i have the entire series and a limited edition first printing of The Prophecies Begin i am willing to trade for the Firstar plushie. I also have 200 dollars.

The Warrior Cats Store: sorry we're sold out

Me: *pulls out AK-47* liar

F**K THE AREA 51 RAID

LETS RAID THE PLACE WHERE THEY PRODUCE THE WARRIOR CATS MERCH AND STEAL EVERYTHING!!!

YES

BETTING YOU THAT THEY’RE HIDING THE SCOURGE PLUSHIES!!!

WE SHALL SAVE THE PLUSHIES!!

yes, its like at the mcdonalds.

The frozen coke and ice cream machines work just fine, they just too lazy to make them

Fr and it is ALWAYS out of stoke

Like bro I have been waiting for the Scourge plushies to come back in stock for ages