*Screaming Intestifies*

I feel you. That said, no man should have to be subject to the aftermath of a Chipotle bender.

poop

True lol😂

so, this is why I was told to hold it when I was little....

My mom once told me she was numbed, so they wouldn't know either.

lmaooooooooo

i love this kind of meme

my local weatherman in the bathroom be like:

bruh ima never forget the time when i needed a midwife to help me deliver my poop

Would you rather get kicked in the balls or eat two orders of the spiciest thing on the taco bell menu?

Rather eat Taco Bell, and besides, taco bell doesn't ALWAYS give you diarrhea, as long as you don't order beans on it your alright. Also the Taco Bell joke has been calculated to be used about...

1e+25 times, wowwie!

Me and my guy laughed so hard at this lol

nice

I'm shitting so hard rn

nice