This will be helpful to make me some money I knew that collecting children in my basement would eventually payoff

I’m gonna sell my kidney so I can get the best gaming Pc on the planet!

The best part about this that it's not even that weird, you only need one kidney soooo

Ik, that’s why I chose kidney. I still want to be able to use the pc :)

Yup

And you only need one lung too sooooo

Wait do you?

Yes, only you can't do intense physical activities

Huh, I didn't know that, thanks!

Don't I can get you better priced

Prices*

How much we talkin' about?

200k

That's a little pricy. Wait, am I selling or buyin'?

Selling

Seems good to me. Where you wanna meet?

OH, you're joking!?

No, I don't joke about buying organs. How's Saturday evening?

So you are buying, Saturday's nice, but where?

First of all, what do you wanna buy and from who, like what age?

I'll but anything but the sternum. We'll meet at the elementary school

how much is a pancreas?

somewhere around 110,000 dollars, if i remember correctly.

Damn to bad mine doesn't work anymore.

bet

how's a nice old woman's tongue? you interested?

Eww

skeletons sell for way more

cause my dads friend is a doctor

Me after seeing this: I wonder if there's air, cuz i cant breathe

i could buy myself a nice new hellcat with my kidney!