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Buddy Christ Meme | 1)When you shoot a gun,you must miss the person you are shooting at and hit the nearest glass window
2)When a woman is being chased by a killer,she must grab the most usless weapon,such as a lamp.
3)There must be a romantic kiss at the end of the movie; Top 4 rules of every movie; My child,right again | image tagged in memes,buddy christ | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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First rule of the Fight Club | THE FOURTH RULE... NO-ONE TALKS ABOUT THE FOURTH RULE | image tagged in first rule of the fight club | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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you forgot the 4th and 5th rule,

4th: if there is a police chase, make the cops have a fatal car pileup
5th: if there is a building fire, make the fireifghters die or get hurt in the fire
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whoops typo
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Ahh, yes, not 4! Well it added a little mystery!
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#4 - Heroes get hit loads more than villains and have a slow and dramatic death with a final speech.
#5 - Villains die with one hit and mass blood splatter, or in any explosion, or fall off tall things. They also wait their turn to be hit in a fight.
#6 - Running away from something bad ends up in tripping over in a pathetic way.
#7 - No matter how fast or far you run or hide, the bad thing always finds you.
#8 - Lasers make impossible "pew pew" noise in the vacuum of space.
#9 - Rotten zombie corpses with no vocal cords can make vocal sounds and also super sensitive hearing.
#10 - Heroes are only in life threatening peril when the music starts to get more dramatic. Otherwise they're chilled, even in similar danger.
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They can make sounds because their vocal cords are mostly likely slightly intact, but they can't really speak.
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where monkey | WHERE 4TH RULE | image tagged in where monkey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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whoops typo
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I don't like the religious part
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movies are a religon lol
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hehe
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Dude, it's just a meme
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I know
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Hey, where’s the 4th rule?
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whoops typo
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he didn´t want there to be rule 3 4
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whats rule 3 4?
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stay pure
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The fourth rule: must have deleted scenes
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Deletes scene for hp
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1 up, 1y
Where’s the fourth?
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That's three
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scam
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Damn
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Where’s the 4th
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what about the Fifth?
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the GOLDEN RULE....
everyone's favorite character must DIE before they achieve their lifelong goal
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What about the 4th rule?
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Where's #4?
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By this logic my favorite horror movie is despicable me 2
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you forgot the 4th and 5th rule,

4th: if there is a police chase, make the cops have a fatal car pileup
5th: if there is a building fire, make the fireifghters die or get hurt in the fire
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Is that my man Big Brother?
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Whers the 4th?
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E
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but, theres only 3 rules...
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SIX
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TY
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You ever been hit in the head with a lamp?
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4th Rule: You don't run away from the noise in the basement, you go towards it.
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NINE!!!!
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"suck as a lamp"
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1)When you shoot a gun,you must miss the person you are shooting at and hit the nearest glass window 2)When a woman is being chased by a killer,she must grab the most usless weapon,such as a lamp. 3)There must be a romantic kiss at the end of the movie; Top 4 rules of every movie; My child,right again