I don't think I will, thank you.
I've already been slapped, married, and already had a testicle impact, so obviously childbirth is not possible. I'm gonna stick with my original premise.
No, but my dad relied on one after one of his ear drums was punctured by a bumble bee.
I do have tinnitus, but hopefully, I'll be dead before I need a pair of them...those and contact lenses!
replace "kicked in balls" with "period cramps" and us girls can relate to this more (but yeah the slap and we need to talk part is pretty accurate, ive never been pregnant yet let alone birthed a child so idk how accurate that is)
I love the assumption that being kicked in the crotch is more painful than childbirth even though it is physically impossible for one human being to experience both and compare the two unless they've gone through major surgery or something. We need to talk is pretty bad, tho.
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