Red Portal, a mischievous god who likes to make messes for other people to clean up!

Nok: "YO!! That's AWESOME!!"

Stone Lord: “Hello. Are you a player?”

Nok: "No."

Stone Lord: “Ok.”

Nok: "I'm from a different universe."

Stone Lord: “Ok.”

*Nok is completely silent*

*the Stone Lord walks around*

*Nok's head starts spinning*

*the Stone Lord looks at you, confused*

Nok: "This is normal."

Stone Lord: "Noted."

*Nok grabs his own horn and his head stops spinning*

*Stone Lord eats a blackstone cookie*

*Nok pulls a living creature out of his horn and shoves it into his own eye socket*

*Stone Lord shivers*

*Nok smiles*

*the Stone Lord shivers more*

*Nok laughs and chews 5 Gum*

*the Stone Lord walks away*

*Nok digs straight down*

*Red Portal looks at you for a second, then you start getting pulled towards the portal*

*Nok just starts walking away*

*you are pulled into the portal*

Nok: "Eh."

*you come out in a Minecraft plains biome*

Nok: "The hell..."

*a portal opens by you. It has a stone brick frame, and a green screen*

Nok: "Huh..."

*The Stone Lord comes out(he's 3 blocks tall)*

Nok: "Uh... Hi?"

*the Stone Lord sighs*

*Nok does it faster*

Stone Lord: “Need help?”

Nok: "NOPE!!"

Stone Lord: “Ok then.”

*a bunch of explosions go off*

zach: lets go beat this fool down *the fallen appears and hits the ground so hard i launch myself toward the portal*

Stone Lord: "Well, I'm a living statue. So, you know."

zach: i dont eat rocks so yeah no im good

Stone Lord: "Gross."

zach: im a human so i cant digest rocks
*the fallen gives me all the wood he punched down*

Stone Lord: "But you would get all kinds of slimy, stretchy chunky things in your mouth." *eats a black and grey cookie*

zach: i cant eat rocks, not humanly possible *starts crafting*

Stone Lord: "Try one."

zach: i dont think i will

Stone Lord: "You don't know what you're missing."

zach: i cannot eat rocks, i will die if i do and i have a reputation as the strongest stand user in the world to keep up

*the Stone Lord eats more cookies*

zach: *starts working on a base*

Stone Lord: “You’r sure you don’t want help?”

zach: no im good *continues*

Stone Lord: “Ok. I’m gonna build a shack for the night.”

zach: *continues as he hangs from the side of the building*

*a giant stone castle rises from the ground next to yours*

zach: *keeps building but uses his stand to help build*

*The Stone Lord walks in his castle*

zach: *finishes his tower and goes inside*

*The Stone Lord comes out(he is 3 blocks tall)*

*starts backing away slowly*

*The Stone lord looks at you* Stone Lord: “Ah. A player. I thought this server was abandoned.”

zach: im not a player i was dumped here when some red guy stole a building from my world

TheStone Lord: *blinks* “Oh. Well, are you gonna challenge me or something? That’s what players usually do. Or rub away screaming. That works too.”

(RUN away... sorry)

zach: well i dont have any weapons and idk if u can damage stands or not so ima get some tools and do what ur suppose to do in monecraft, THE FALLEN!
*the fallen appears in his minecraft form and starts breaking trees*

The Stone Lord: “If it can get hurt by meteors and lasers, I can slay it.”

zach: a stand is the physical manifestation of a persons soul and can only be hurt by those who can damage peoples souls

The Stone Lord: *shrugs* "I guess not, then. Want a blackstone chip cookie?

*the fallen still punching tree's*
zach: stones and cookies sounds like a bad mix my dude

*the Stone Lord shrugs*

*the fallen starts barrage punching abunch of cows*

Stone Lord: "Want any stone?"

the falen: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
zach: i think i got this

Stone Lord: "Okay."

*does menacing pose while the fallen keeps killing things*

Stone Lord: "Do you have a base?"

zach: i just got here

Stone Lord: “Ok.”

zach: *keeps crafting stuff*
*the falln keeps gathering stuff*

*The Stone Lord's castle towers over yours*

zach: *goes back to crafting*

*the Stone Lord's portal from earlier deactivates*

*Red Portal watches you, confused*

*me and the fallen come top speed toward him*

*he floats to the side and you fly into the portal*

zach: Wait waaah!

*You come out in a Minecraft plains biome*

zach: what the hell, y do i have a bad feeling i know where i am

*Red Portal floats through, laughs at you, then flies back through as it disappears*

*looks at the fallen and me and realizes were cubic*
zach: oh cmon

*a portal appears. it is like the nether portal, but made out of stone bricks with a green screen*

zach: i dont think i should go there