Not when you’re drunk! ;)

oof-

OH NO!

this is not good

:(

it's alright though, you still have a new friend either way! :>

Yay!

and if it doesn't work out, hey, free steak.

oh shi-

Y
E
S

Yes :)

heck yea >:D

[image deleted] I still don't get it

He was drunk and thought that they were buying a dog, but they were really buying a cow.

That guy shouldn't have had 10 cans of beer before going to standing up school

Lmao

I see a fellow asdf movie fan

Lol yeah

asdf is great

Everybody do the flop!

Yes

yes! #asdfmoviebestmovie

Ye

YOOOOOOO! Just got a great idea! why don't we make an asdfmovie stream!?!

yo we should

:0)

Lol

Xd, had that happen, had to put her down cause I didn't have the money to feed her. But boy was she tasty!

CURSED COMMENTS

r/cursedcomments

YES

dude, you should post this on r/cursedcomments and show the meme above my comment so it makes sense

On Reddit?
Or in cursed comments

both!

No

hello Mario, would like some pineapples on your pizza?

Noooo

Meanwhile, in saudi arabia

Yeah, delicious

*mine turtle explodes after Mario steps on it when he is walking out with his pineapple pizza*

he already put it on dark_memes

IDK manthats kinda zoophile

What the dog- .. wait.
what the cow doin?

Lol