when i die, I'll prolly be a 2000's druggie ghost.

Xd

*screms in with drawl*

Have some coke *gives cocaine*

omfg thx. *dilutes it in water and injects it*

Oh Jesus, what have I done

its ok. as long as i don't take anything irl I'm good.

Thank god

yeah....don't do drugs, you'll regret it.

*as I'm inhaling that white powder* What did you say?

ay, that cool. Also, i ain't Satan.

Not talking to you, God

yah

It ain't easy having a bullet wound in your leg

I n w h i c h w a y

My nerves, I'm in pain

so?..

Sorry

I ain't god either. *breaks down in hysterical laughter*

Then you're a.. a... hmmm... A HOOKER

if i suck for protecting your life and most likely your sanity then u need to think abt ur priorities.

;^;

oh..well, don't do that again.

oh the hooker thing? Nah, i don't mind. Its k.

Phew

well damn. *lights up a cig*

*resurrects* Screw you, Satan, I don't have to do as you say

*punches your nose* NO! Bad!

What did I just read lmfaoooooo

AH F**K! OW

also, don't inject crack. Its fatal.

*as I am* Huh?

*shakes my head* nvm lad.

Okay then *dies*

oh oof.

Yep

oi lad, u ain't getting addicted on my watch.

You suck

lol. I'm pretty laid back.

I'm pretty D I S T U R B E D

b o i . I'm 13.

I'm only two years older

why were you handling a gun anyways?

Thinking of suicide

sorry for what?

Saying what I did