Can I be made mod?

Glad to see the cafe again!

Want the TØP burger?

Hands over burger with the three fries.*
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*takes bite into burger* so, do you think you might win the election?

Maybe me, maybe Del.

True. It's looking neck to neck

18 to 16

Wow, that's still close * takes a nervous bite into burger*

*slides You a chlorine shake*
Yeah, but we still got a while.

True

She's 2 ahead.

Last time I checked*aka 6 hours ago" It was thete other way around

She 2 ahead now.

Well, that's news.

mocha cheezcake, plz.

*hands over le cheezcake*

*hands over $20*

Can I have a triple patty deluxe supreme with a large order of fries and a chocolate milkshake, shaken not stirred

No, MY BAR