I wanna be a hitman

Great! First off, what’s your age. I need to know.

13

Alright, do you feel okay with cussing?

Absolutely. Only when it’s necessary, however. I prefer to ask nicely once, return my opponents favors twice, and f*ck them if they’re still dic*s

Alright. I guess you can join. But in need to give you a test. I will lie. Try and bring me down to shit. Use evidence take pictures. That’s how I beat Roddy ricch.

Alright, bring it on

Just make sure to use evidence.

I will

Ok. Well, what the f**k are you doing there you’re full of shit! I know you can’t take a fight, I know you can’t do shit! Get the f**k out of here!

Yep, my easy f*cking life, spending MY days with f*cktards like yourself.

Ok, um. Well stop. I have to take a break off of imgflip. You will continue this with trooper13. I believe she is now the owner.

Oh, okay then. Will do, sir.

Damm man, at least I’ve got fu**ing time to finish my own interview

Look, I want you to join, but your shit. That’s all. I mean what in the Disney land f**k are you thinking?!

I’m thinking that with all the shi*t I’ve seen here so far, you’re gonna NEED my help b*tch

Well, you’re living a f**king easy life! I use a computer from 2005 because I’m f**king poor!

Bi**ch, you can’t turn those words into action if you tried. I’ll get the f*ck out when I want to.

Oh, did the boss tell me that? If you can’t see that I should be a hit man, maybe your not even fit to BE the boss

Wow, you want to be a hitman. The Boss told you your f**king orders! GET THE F**K OUT ORR YOULL BE DONE WITHOUT EVEN STARTING! LISTEN TO YOUR F**KING ORDERS!