Just take the cup already dude

I’d last about 3 seconds.

lol. I worked as a lifeguard when I was younger, but never had to do this.

I was waiting to pick up a Chinese food order and this lady, who had been waiting a while before me, got up and went to the counter. There was a gong and hammer and she started hitting it like a lunatic. I was trying not to bust out laughing.

lol