This is an inside joke in my friend group.

as long as your next of kin's got money, your friends won't need to doubt any longer if you pass

Really?!

yes, really! it's called the Bios urn, and you can even choose which tree you want to become if you want! but like I said, it's kinda expensive--without the tree, the urn is $129 in US dollars, and they add extra cash if you buy a tree with it

Lol, I can't believe that, I never planned this far...

now's your chance!

...err, well, it's going to be your chance until you actually die

Okay, then.

h-hey if you're going to do that, please don't

but if you do, at least buy the tree urn first

Okay, on it.

And then people would wanna cut ya down.
Either way.
I see it as a win in both ways.

Yeah, can't wait to die, and that is why!