That sudden unexpected flush

I hate trying to put down a seat protector and the thing won't stop flushing.

Most times I wind up pulling out 2 or 3 at once

Emphasis on the ass.

That's hillarious

I've got a great TP slogan that could never be used:
"So soft it's like wiping your ass with a cloud"

HA! I wish it were like a cloud. For some reason regular TP irritates me, so I use the wet wipes.

I'm sure you wanted to know that 😆

Never did that again!

Always have. Mom used to make delicious prune cake. I have learned the exact limit of how many I can eat before I regret it.

Even though they're plums and not grapes and they're sweeter (I think too sweet)
Overall I think they're nasty, so you can have 'em

I recall mine staying put until it slowly washed out.

I have hair down to my waist, and so does my oldest daughter. Hair is always woven into shirts and towels and in the shower drain.

Have you tried baking soda to get the dye out f the tub? It would be a good chore for that blue haired one of yours. LOL

We have those hair traps that you stick in the drain. Problem is that my daughter never pulls the hair out of the one in her bathroom

Desperate times and all that.

Pot look as to who you are following

I carry a handkerchief with me when I go out, and use it for covering up the little black sensor eye before sitting down. Problem solved. :-)

Dang thing just kept flushing even though I didn't move lol. I hate automated restrooms

We ALL know about that stack of photos of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez you keep under your bed.