My grandfather used to tell the story of when he was a kid and Santa came to give toys to all the kids. Not sure what the function was, but he said Santa went around the room with a bag of gifts, and when he got to my grandfather all he got was a "neked" doll and he was so upset lol. Then he said later Santa got too close to the candles on the tree and his beard caught on fire. When that happened, my grandfather said he was so happy and laughed and laughed because Santa gave him the stupid "neked" doll lol. And it was even more funny because he was a preacher and the most mild mannered loving man, so it was hilarious to hear him tell it.
