Can I get a nibble at least.....?

https://imgflip.com/i/1s8e40

Lol that's more truth right there than what's in that tank!

Keep trying. :D

The tinfoil hat was too itchy.

His friends call him Jiffy ;)

How do i get through the metal detector?

I used to buy an off brand with mixed results. Iffy Pop.

Or there is Snoop dog's fav spliphy pop

U no the car maintainance place Jiffy Lube? I seriously irl no joke lived down the block from one where the j didn't loght up at night

In a bit he'll be stumbling around going "Spinning!"

:)

lol

Theres no bait on your hook. Could be a problem.

Try moving the hook a little to the right

I down voted and flagged the troll.

Hey thanks bro, I've seen the type so many times it's hard to take any of them seriously. I appreciate you having my back, it's people like you who make imgflip the site that it is. Why I always look forward to logging on ;)