Stop. Walking. In. The. Middle.

I'm 6'5". When I see someone walking directly at me, I stop and wait. They either run into me or look up at me in terror.

*evil toddler* Google it...

Walmart aisles are the worst.

... in order to answer their mobile phone!

C'mon!

I pretend im texting and run into them...

I wouldn't do that. C'mon!

It's just ****

I was answering my mobile phone, and accidentally ran into them because they chose an awful spot to stop.

Side note: Accidentally is sarcastic, should have put it in quotes.