Sleep is a lie. Our reality is not what it seems. In truth, we have always had IPhones, video games, and salsa fried omelettes. We have always been spoiled and modern. Our overlord, Buttshirt, was the laziest of them all. If he was hungry, he would hope for something to be in his pocket. If he was cold, he would breathe heavily on his hands. His assistant, Nirk, felt a bit bad after seeing Earth's pathetic history, when compared to other planets like Venus, which had citizens who saved Mercury from floating into the sun. He asked Buttshirt to find a way to make Earth a better place. He did not want to use the 5 seconds it would take him to make Earth awesome so instead, he spent 15 years building a machine to make Earth think it was awesome m. That night, when he activated the machine, all of the sleeping citizens fell asleep, dreaming of everything that "happened" in history, for centuries. They all woke up in 2010, with fake memories of what we thought we were.
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