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I actually had a valet incident a few years back. My keys weren't at the valet service desk and they did not know where my van was. I waited for a half hour for them to "locate" it. This was a valet service for a hospital. I was afraid I'd never see my vehicle again.

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No, thank goodness. It was just odd that my keys weren't hanging behind the desk with the others. And odd that they had trouble locating my van in the lot. They asked me to describe the van twice. So of course I was starting to think the worst. It was just a long scary wait.