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69% Plastic Parts
31% Actual Person

I think it's obviously more that Quagmire from Family Guy is real and has had at least two kids.w

That is an insult to Glenn Quagmire

NO, it's a testament to his chiseled jaw line.

honestly i don't even think you're that far off

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That is an incredibly funny meme, I commend your impeccable and fantastically witty humor

Their face looks like the Giga Chad face if it were messed up horribly by Plastic Surgery

Who's the one on the left? I know Timothee Chalamet is on the right.

genderbent timothee chalamet /j

Is that Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things?

idk bro

The 'lady' on the left looks like they injected hot plastic into their face and thought it would fix them

Mmmmmm, xenophilia; I think I found a new kink.

Noooooooo

The race is the leg of the triathlon with the bikes

Its either crimson chin or megamind...

this is what happens when you mew🗿💀